THE CRAWLER'S COMPANIONpatch notes for the apocalypse

The Interface

First seen: Book 1, Chapter 2

The game-like overlay every crawler sees: tooltips, achievements, timers, health bars, and notifications, controlled with the mind.

System UIMessages from Deceased Crawlers

Connections

The Voice:

Presumed operator of the notification machinery, though who runs what is an open questionB1C2

History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 2
  • TAG System UI: The overlay in every crawler's head; even the cat sees it, and closing your eyes hides it
  • RELATIONSHIP The Voice: Presumed operator of the notification machinery, though who runs what is an open question
Book 3
Chapter 3
  • TAG Messages from Deceased Crawlers: A folder in the chat interface Carl had never noticed before, holding a final message from a contact who's died; closing the message removes that crawler from his list for good. The system's own note on it closes with an oddly glib "Hey, at least you're still kickin'"

Notable quotes

“It’s okay if you just pissed yourself. You wouldn’t be the first.”

Book 2, Chapter 4 (Terror the Clown's own tooltip, popping up the moment Donut drops the eleven-foot stilt-clown with a leg-shot magic missile.)

“Killing with your feet. Your bare, beautiful feet.”

Book 1, Chapter 8 (The Smush skill description, read by a voice that is definitely breathing.)

“You’ll only want to wear this if you’re a blood-thirsty, raging psychopath.”

Book 1, Chapter 7 (The crown's description, read in full only after it was already on her head.)

“Big stick for bonking. Bonk toad. Bonk mob. Bonk girlfriend and drag back to cave by hair.”

Book 1, Chapter 6 (The Toad Cudgel's official item description, delivered in a caveman voice.)

“You’re a murderer! He probably had a family!”

Book 1, Chapter 5 (The achievement for Carl's first kill, having it both ways.)

“Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it, and you’ll be rewarded.”

Book 1, Chapter 5 (The Podophilia achievement, in which the dungeon discloses more about itself than about Carl.)

“You are so dead.”

Book 1, Chapter 2 (The reward text for the Loner achievement, awarded for entering the dungeon without human companions.)