Items

Name	Summary
Bandages	A new find out of Carl's Silver Adventurer Box: they stop Bleed effects.
Boxers	Carl's boxers: the closest thing to pants he brought into the apocalypse.
Crawler Biscuit	Dungeon rations for crawlers, acquired a hundred at a time.
Crown of the Sepsis Whore	A cat-sized jeweled tiara with a swirling purple centerstone, a magnificent stat line, and a horrifying clause.
Dynamite	Sticks of dynamite from the Silver Goblin Box, with a lighter to match.
Fingerless Gloves	Common fingerless gloves from a Bronze Adventurer Box. At least his fists are dressed.
Goblin Murder Dozer	A goblin-built, steam-powered tractor on tank treads with a spinning spiked wheel on the front, built to mow down crawlers.
Goblin Pass	A goblin-skull brand that grants safe passage through goblin territory, at a price paid in fairy damage and dignity.
Healing Potion	A small corked red bottle that restores at least half your health. Per the description, it does nothing for poison or succubus-inflicted gonorrhea, so wrap it up, bucko.
Leather Jacket	Carl's heavy leather jacket, grabbed on the way out the window. His entire upper-body wardrobe.
Lighter	The lighter that came with the dynamite.
Poor Llama Skin	The skin of a Bad Llama, quality: poor. Donut claimed it with loot priority.
Uncooked Llama Steak	An uncooked steak looted from a Bad Llama. The dungeon filed it under Food Items.
Mana Potion	A potion of mana from a Bronze Adventurer Box. The name is all the documentation Carl has.
Marlboro Reds	Half a pack of Marlboro Reds that survived the apocalypse in Carl's pocket. Strictly rationed.
Baggie of Trailer Park-Grade Meth	Two baggies of trailer park-grade meth, looted from a llama, filed by the dungeon under Pharmaceuticals. Carl laughed out loud.
Nightgaunt Cloak	A black, hooded cloak of leathery demon-wing skin stretched over fingerbones, with pointed ears on the hood. Extremely valuable, per Mordecai.
Pet Biscuit	Feeds pet-based classes for a full day, and pets find them irresistible, so only pull out one at a time.
Pink Crocs	Beatrice's pink Crocs, barely fitting Carl's feet, pressed into apocalypse service.
Poison Antidote	Antidotes from the Silver Adventurer Box; the name is the documentation.
Poker	A literal fireplace poker: a wrought iron stick with a screw-on point at the end.
Rat Pelt	Pelts from the oversized rats of floor 1, accumulating a few at a time.
Scatterer Carapace	A carapace dropped by a Scatterer, the bread-loaf cockroach of floor 1. Its arrival created Carl's Crafting Items menu.
Scatterer Hemolymph	Vials of the white goo that leaks out of a killed Scatterer, identified by the interface as an alchemy crafting material.
Scroll of Heal Critter	A rolled-up scroll from the Bronze Pet Box. Carl hasn't had a chance to read the fine print.
Silver Ring	A plain silver ring out of Carl's Silver Adventurer Box that adds +1 constitution. No fancier name than that.
Talisman of the Slate Butterfly	A little silver butterfly collar charm from Donut's Gold Magic Item Box, said to commemorate a sad tale neither Carl nor Donut knows.
Toad Cudgel	A stick. Officially a weapon; it looks like a three-quarter length baseball bat shaped by someone with only a vague idea of what baseball is.
Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk	An uncomfortable, self-adjusting enchanted toe ring that makes its wearer dramatically stronger and slightly embarrassed.
Torch	Torches by the score, for the stretches of dungeon that don't light themselves.
Trollskin Shirt	A form-fitting, cool-to-the-touch shirt of trollskin; per Mordecai, one of the best under-armor tanking garments in the dungeon and a Platinum-or-Legendary find in a Gold box.
Zippo	Carl's own Zippo, in his pocket since before the world ended. His second lighter, counting the goblin one.

BandagesConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 9 · recordsA new find out of Carl's Silver Adventurer Box: they stop Bleed effects.BoxersPants-AdjacentClothingsince Book 1, Ch. 1 · recordsCarl's boxers: the closest thing to pants he brought into the apocalypse.Crawler BiscuitConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsDungeon rations for crawlers, acquired a hundred at a time.Crown of the Sepsis WhoreEnchantedFleetingUnique*since Book 1, Ch. 7 · recordsA cat-sized jeweled tiara with a swirling purple centerstone, a magnificent stat line, and a horrifying clause.DynamiteConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsSticks of dynamite from the Silver Goblin Box, with a lighter to match.Fingerless GlovesEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsCommon fingerless gloves from a Bronze Adventurer Box. At least his fists are dressed.Goblin Murder DozerMachineryContraptionDestroyedsince Book 1, Ch. 2 · recordsA goblin-built, steam-powered tractor on tank treads with a spinning spiked wheel on the front, built to mow down crawlers.Goblin PassPass Tattoosince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA goblin-skull brand that grants safe passage through goblin territory, at a price paid in fairy damage and dignity.Healing PotionConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA small corked red bottle that restores at least half your health. Per the description, it does nothing for poison or succubus-inflicted gonorrhea, so wrap it up, bucko.Leather JacketClothingsince Book 1, Ch. 1 · recordsCarl's heavy leather jacket, grabbed on the way out the window. His entire upper-body wardrobe.LighterEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsThe lighter that came with the dynamite.Poor Llama SkinCraftingsince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsThe skin of a Bad Llama, quality: poor. Donut claimed it with loot priority.Uncooked Llama SteakConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsAn uncooked steak looted from a Bad Llama. The dungeon filed it under Food Items.Mana PotionConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA potion of mana from a Bronze Adventurer Box. The name is all the documentation Carl has.Marlboro RedsConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsHalf a pack of Marlboro Reds that survived the apocalypse in Carl's pocket. Strictly rationed.Baggie of Trailer Park-Grade MethConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsTwo baggies of trailer park-grade meth, looted from a llama, filed by the dungeon under Pharmaceuticals. Carl laughed out loud.Nightgaunt CloakClothingEnchantedsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA black, hooded cloak of leathery demon-wing skin stretched over fingerbones, with pointed ears on the hood. Extremely valuable, per Mordecai.Pet BiscuitConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsFeeds pet-based classes for a full day, and pets find them irresistible, so only pull out one at a time.Pink CrocsFootwearLostsince Book 1, Ch. 1 · recordsBeatrice's pink Crocs, barely fitting Carl's feet, pressed into apocalypse service.Poison AntidoteConsumablesince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsAntidotes from the Silver Adventurer Box; the name is the documentation.PokerEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA literal fireplace poker: a wrought iron stick with a screw-on point at the end.Rat PeltCraftingsince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsPelts from the oversized rats of floor 1, accumulating a few at a time.Scatterer CarapaceCraftingsince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsA carapace dropped by a Scatterer, the bread-loaf cockroach of floor 1. Its arrival created Carl's Crafting Items menu.Scatterer HemolymphCraftingsince Book 1, Ch. 10 · recordsVials of the white goo that leaks out of a killed Scatterer, identified by the interface as an alchemy crafting material.Scroll of Heal CritterMagicsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA rolled-up scroll from the Bronze Pet Box. Carl hasn't had a chance to read the fine print.Silver RingEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 9 · recordsA plain silver ring out of Carl's Silver Adventurer Box that adds +1 constitution. No fancier name than that.Talisman of the Slate ButterflyMagicsince Book 1, Ch. 9 · recordsA little silver butterfly collar charm from Donut's Gold Magic Item Box, said to commemorate a sad tale neither Carl nor Donut knows.Toad CudgelEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA stick. Officially a weapon; it looks like a three-quarter length baseball bat shaped by someone with only a vague idea of what baseball is.Toe Ring of the Splatter SkunkEnchantedsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsAn uncomfortable, self-adjusting enchanted toe ring that makes its wearer dramatically stronger and slightly embarrassed.TorchEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsTorches by the score, for the stretches of dungeon that don't light themselves.Trollskin ShirtClothingEnchantedsince Book 1, Ch. 5 · recordsA form-fitting, cool-to-the-touch shirt of trollskin; per Mordecai, one of the best under-armor tanking garments in the dungeon and a Platinum-or-Legendary find in a Gold box.ZippoEquipmentsince Book 1, Ch. 8 · recordsCarl's own Zippo, in his pocket since before the world ended. His second lighter, counting the goblin one.