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The producer of Planet Beautiful, one of those stereotypical gray aliens, tired and irritated. Started the program alone, years ago, to tell the real story of cultures being erased; now answers to Titan and to an AI script consultant he isn't happy with either.
System message
[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Physical
One of those stereotypical gray aliens, looking tired and irritatedB3C20
Location
Appears on the lowered screen from off-site, monitoring the taping remotelyB3C20
System message
No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
System message
Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
System message
No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 20
- LOCATION Location: Appears on the lowered screen from off-site, monitoring the taping remotely
- PHYSICAL Appearance: One of those stereotypical gray aliens, looking tired and irritated
- TAG NPC: Producer of Planet Beautiful; appears on screen partway through the taping once Carl refuses to read his assigned script
Relationships
- Carl:
- Titan Conglomerate:
Argues with him over the script's fabricated, offensive content; eventually drops the professional act, admits the whole production has spiraled out of his control, and offers Carl a handful of replacement topicsB3C20
Named as the network now pressuring him directly, forcing crawler narrators and cut-rate AI scripts on a show he once ran alone with no interferenceB3C20
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 20
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Argues with him over the script's fabricated, offensive content; eventually drops the professional act, admits the whole production has spiraled out of his control, and offers Carl a handful of replacement topics
- RELATIONSHIP Titan Conglomerate: Named as the network now pressuring him directly, forcing crawler narrators and cut-rate AI scripts on a show he once ran alone with no interference
Notable quotes
“It’s a kick in the chest cavity is what it is.”
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