Carl

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3^B1C8

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Build:

6'3", about 230 pounds, naturally muscular and gym-maintained. Linebacker father, 5'10" mother.^B1C3

The floor 1 tunnels outside the safe room, working toward a sealed door marked with an old health-department notice^B1C10

The floor 1 safe room, a converted fast food restaurant; rented a room for the price of nothing^B1C9

A safe room deep in the floor 1 warrens, next door to a probable Scatterer nest^B1C8

Inside the Tutorial Guild safe room with Mordecai^B1C3

The World Dungeon, floor 1 tunnels near the entrance stairs^B1C2

The ruins of his Seattle block, outside his flattened apartment building^B1C1

Hole up at the safe room for a couple of days, clear the suspected Scatterer nest next door for experience, and wait for the stairs down to floor 2 to appear. Also, still: pants^B1C9

Sleep off the Fatigued condition, set up a base, and do something spectacular within 29 hours, before the premiere airs. Also: pants^B1C8

Leave the guild and survive floor 1, now as bodyguard to a cat with a death-clause crown^B1C7

Finish the tutorial, open the boxes, and figure out how to be interesting enough on camera to survive^B1C4

Complete the tutorial, get the interface unlocked, and acquire literally any shoes and pants^B1C3

Reach the real Tutorial Guild and get through its door alive^B1C2

Get out of the cold before hypothermia does what the apocalypse couldn't^B1C1

Charisma:

4^B1C4

Constitution:

10^B1C9

9^B1C6

5^B1C4

Dexterity:

5^B1C4

Intelligence:

3^B1C4

Mana:

3 points, refilling about one per hour^B1C4

Strength:

9^B1C6

6^B1C4

1Heal: Restores about 20% of health for 2 mana; hotlist slot one^B1C4

7Regeneration: Near-full recovery about two minutes after taking damage^B1C6

6Basic Electrical Repair: The day job, rated; his best pre-dungeon number^B1C4

5Foot Soldier: Increases kick damage^B1C10

Foot Soldier: Increases kick damage^B1C8

5Pugilism: Beating the shit out of opponents with closed fists; +25% bare-knuckle damage per level^B1C10

4Pugilism: Beating the shit out of opponents with closed fists; +25% bare-knuckle damage per level^B1C5

5Smush: Bare-foot kill pressure, +10% per level; the description audibly breathes^B1C10

3Smush: Bare-foot kill pressure, +10% per level; the description audibly breathes^B1C8

5Unarmed Combat: Hand-to-hand, as rated by the dungeon on arrival^B1C10

3Unarmed Combat: Hand-to-hand, as rated by the dungeon on arrival^B1C4

4Swimming: Rated on arrival^B1C4

3Powerful Strike: Multiplies bare-handed damage by its level^B1C6

8Frogger (1981 Cabinet): A basement childhood, immortalized at rank 8^B1C6

Party:

The Royal Court of Princess Donut; he is not the leader^B1C7

Auto-grouped with Donut on entry; parties share experience and group chat^B1C4

Beatrice:

Ex-girlfriend as of days before the transformation; fate unknown^B1C1

Donut:

Partner, after nearly leaving the party; she knew he'd been planning to keep her all along^B1C8

Fellow crawler now, and uncharacteristically loyal in a fight^B1C2

His ex's show cat, in his care under protest; he respects her tenacity, she considers him staff^B1C1

Mordecai:

His guide and teacher, however reluctantly on both sides^B1C3

The rat behind the guild door, unhelpful right up until the last second^B1C2

Favorites:

0^B1C4

Followers:

0^B1C4

Patrons:

0^B1C4

Views:

0^B1C4

Nightgaunt Cloak:

+4 constitution, poison and ice resistance, anti-piercing^B1C6

Leather Jacket:

Worn out into the snow; already shrugged off one panicked cat chomp^B1C1

Trollskin Shirt:

Regeneration 7 and immunity to melee debuffs^B1C6

Fingerless Gloves:

Common, but his fists are the real weapon anyway^B1C6

Boxers:

His only pants-adjacent garment; the dungeon will have opinions^B1C1

Pink Crocs:

Barely fit, worn out the window into the cold^B1C1

Toad Cudgel:

Carried over the poker, reluctantly; his fists out-damage both^B1C6

Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk:

Right index toe; +3 strength, Powerful Strike 3^B1C6

Silver Ring:

+1 constitution^B1C9

Goblin Pass:

Forearm brand: free passage through goblin territory, but fairy-class enemies hit 20% harder^B1C6

Branded onto his left inner forearm, and through the jacket; what it grants is not yet clear^B1C5

Bronze Adventurer Box: Unopened^B1C2

Bronze Pet Box: Unopened^B1C2

Bronze Weapon Box: Unopened^B1C2

Gold Apparel Box: Unopened^B1C2

Legendary Pet Box: Unopened^B1C2

Silver Adventurer Box: Unopened^B1C2

×100Crawler Biscuit: Rations^B1C5

×4Dynamite: 4 sticks left; the result of the throw isn't known yet^B1C10

×5Dynamite: Sticks of it^B1C5

Fingerless Gloves: Common; at least his fists are dressed^B1C5

×6Healing Potion: Restores at least 50% health^B1C6

×4Healing Potion: Restores at least 50% health^B1C5

×1Lighter: Came with the dynamite^B1C5

×1Mana Potion: Restores magic points^B1C5

Nightgaunt Cloak: Enchanted Nightgaunt Cloak of Stoutness; unexamined^B1C5

×510Pet Biscuit: A day of pet food each^B1C5

×2Poison Antidote: Does what it says^B1C5

×1Poker: Confirmed useless; kept anyway^B1C10

×1Poker: A fireplace poker^B1C5

×1Scroll of Heal Critter: Fine print unread^B1C5

×1Toad Cudgel: A stick^B1C5

Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk: Enchanted; unexamined^B1C5

×22Torch: Portable light^B1C9

×21Torch: Portable light^B1C6

×20Torch: Portable light^B1C5

Trollskin Shirt: Enchanted Trollskin Shirt of Pummeling; unexamined^B1C5

×2Baggie of Trailer Park-Grade Meth: Filed under Pharmaceuticals^B1C8

×9Marlboro Reds: Nine left, strictly rationed^B1C10

Marlboro Reds: Half a pack, strictly rationed^B1C8

Rat Pelt: Multiple^B1C8

×1Scatterer Carapace: Crafting material^B1C8

×1Uncooked Llama Steak: Filed under Food Items^B1C8

×1Zippo: Fire, the reliable kind^B1C8

Bandages: Unclear if his Trollskin Shirt already covers this^B1C9

Scatterer Hemolymph: Vials of the white goo they leak when killed; an alchemy material^B1C10

Crazy Cat Lady

You have entered the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. Ahh, isn’t that sweet?Reward: Bronze Pet Box^B1C2

Trailblazing Crazy Cat Lady

You are the first crawler to have entered to the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. You must really love that thing. Too bad you’re both probably going to die a horrible death at any moment. Or maybe not. Look at the prize you just received!Reward: Legendary Pet Box^B1C2

Early Adopter

You are one of the first 5,000 Crawlers to enter a new World Dungeon. Sucker.Reward: Silver Adventurer Box^B1C2

Empty pockets

You didn’t bring any supplies. None. You know you still gotta eat, right?Reward: Bronze Adventurer Box^B1C2

Why aren’t you wearing pants?

You entered the dungeon wearing no pants. Dude. Seriously?Reward: Gold Apparel Box^B1C2

Unarmed combat

So. You just gonna waltz right into something called a “World Dungeon” and you’re not even going to bring a weapon? You’re either braver than you look, or you’re just an idiot. Good luck with that, Van Damme.Reward: Bronze Weapon Box^B1C2

Loner

You entered the dungeon without any human companions. Didn’t anyone teach you there is safety in numbers?Reward: None! Haha. You are so dead.^B1C2

Fall into an obvious trap

Well, if there’s a heaven, and if you haven’t been too much of an asshole, maybe they’ll let you in. Because you about to meet your maker.Reward: None^B1C2

You’ve discovered and read an official dungeon sign

Wow. You can read. Whoopie.Reward: All official dungeon signage will now be highlighted and easier to spot. Nearby guilds will appear on your minimap.^B1C2

You’ve inflicted damage on a mob

Hopefully it won’t hit back!Reward: It’s probably going to hit back.^B1C5

You’ve killed a mob

You’re a murderer! He probably had a family!Reward: You can now gain experience. Get enough of it, and you might even go up a level.^B1C5

You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands

Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up.Reward: Bronze Weapon Box^B1C5

You’ve killed a mob a higher level than yourself

You’re getting the hang of this. Don’t let it get to your head.Reward: Bronze Adventurer Box^B1C5

You’ve entered a guildhall

Congratulations. You know how to open doors.Reward: That sense of fulfillment you feel? That’s reward enough.^B1C5

Podophilia

You’ve used your bare feet to crush and kill an opponent! Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it, and you’ll be rewarded. This will help.Reward: Gold Shoe Box^B1C5

Boom!

You’ve caused a wall-shaking explosion within the dungeon! The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.Reward: Silver Goblin Box^B1C5

Level-Up, Baby!

You’ve received enough experience to gain a level.Reward: Leveling up is your job. You don’t get rewards for doing your job.^B1C5

Loot!

You’re wearing something you found in the dungeon.Reward: You’re now a handsome son of a bitch. That’s reward enough.^B1C6

Oooh, Magic!

You’re wearing magical gear for the first time! You’re a wizard, Crawler!Reward: Bronze Adventurer Box^B1C6