Bonnie
Commandant Kane's young daughter, level 5, found alone in the Wasteland's last surviving fragment, a house still held aloft by a single balloon, cheerfully making lemonade beside her father's freshly killed body. Per her own card, spoiled and sheltered enough that a case can be made she's the true power behind the Wasteland: rumor has it her father ordered the bombing of "the neutral changeling settlement" (the card's own wording, though context points to the Bactrians) after she threw a tantrum over the loss of her pet pig Sausage. Kept magically drugged and calm throughout the chapter by an unknown party, protected rather than harmed by her own murderous pet goose Denise.
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[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
5B4C16
Location
Moved into a cot at Juice Box's house in Hump Town, alongside SkarnB4C17
The Wasteland's grounded house, the floor's own Air Quadrant "throne room"B4C16
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No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 4
Chapter 16
- TAG Spellbound: Fully dilated pupils, per Carl's own observation; kept calm and unharmed throughout the boss fight by an unstated effect
- TAG NPC: Commandant Kane's only daughter, found alone in the grounded remains of the Wasteland's house making lemonade beside his freshly killed body
- LEVEL Level: 5
- LOCATION Location: The Wasteland's grounded house, the floor's own Air Quadrant "throne room"
Chapter 17
- LOCATION Location: Moved into a cot at Juice Box's house in Hump Town, alongside Skarn
- TAG Spellbound: Starts wearing off; she finally breaks down sobbing over her father's death once settled into her new room
Chapter 33
- TAG The Twister: Wants to install her own upgrades on the flying house, per Louis, who worries over chat about finding her before she wrecks it
Relationships
- Commandant Kane:
- Denise:
- Sausage:
- Carl:
- Juice Box:
- Mongo:
Her father, found dead on the kitchen table; she shows no visible grief over itB4C16
The latest in a string of pets given to her after Sausage's loss; never turns on her even mid-rampageB4C16
Her pet pig, whose loss to the Bactrians may be the real reason her father bombed their townB4C16
Hands over her own soul crystal necklace, a gift from her father, so he can keep the house from flying off; asks him for another dose of the calming potion, which he doesn't haveB4C17
Sits curled on her lap watching The Last Unicorn on the personal space screen while the mass extraction runsB4C32
Taken into her care as promised; comforted by her while sobbing over her father's deathB4C17
Given his own stuffed pink rabbit once she's settled into her new room; holds onto it tightlyB4C17
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 4
Chapter 16
- RELATIONSHIP Denise: The latest in a string of pets given to her after Sausage's loss; never turns on her even mid-rampage
- RELATIONSHIP Commandant Kane: Her father, found dead on the kitchen table; she shows no visible grief over it
- RELATIONSHIP Sausage: Her pet pig, whose loss to the Bactrians may be the real reason her father bombed their town
Chapter 17
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Hands over her own soul crystal necklace, a gift from her father, so he can keep the house from flying off; asks him for another dose of the calming potion, which he doesn't have
- RELATIONSHIP Juice Box: Taken into her care as promised; comforted by her while sobbing over her father's death
- RELATIONSHIP Mongo: Given his own stuffed pink rabbit once she's settled into her new room; holds onto it tightly
Chapter 32
- RELATIONSHIP Juice Box: Sits curled on her lap watching The Last Unicorn on the personal space screen while the mass extraction runs
Notable quotes
“Do you know where I can get some lemons? I want to set up a lemonade stand, but I used them all.”
“Sausage died. They promised they’d take care of him, but they didn’t. So we bombed them all.”
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