Goblin Murder Dozer
A goblin-built, steam-powered tractor on tank treads with a spinning spiked wheel on the front, built to mow down crawlers.
System message
[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Appearance
Tractor-sized and riding on tank treads, its front dominated by a spinning spike-covered wheel. It's built from mismatched rusting metal that looks ready to fall apart and coughs black smoke from several pipesB1C2
The fur-lined crew pit seats about fifteen goblins, with a driver's seat up front surrounded by a dozen vibrating levers and spigotsB1C3
A steam boiler powers the treads and the blade wheel, and the whole thing vibrates like a washing machine with a rock in it when nobody's drivingB1C3
Where
Destroyed; wreckage smeared down the tunnel outside the real Tutorial GuildB1C3
Lurking behind the fake 'Da Tutorial Guild' sign on floor 1B1C2
Stats
Fast in a straight line with a terrible turning radius, and both facts ended up matteringB1C3
System message
Nothing on file. The Syndicate keeps immaculate records, and this page is immaculately blank.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 2
- LOCATION Location: Lurking behind the fake 'Da Tutorial Guild' sign on floor 1
- PHYSICAL Build: Tractor-sized and riding on tank treads, its front dominated by a spinning spike-covered wheel. It's built from mismatched rusting metal that looks ready to fall apart and coughs black smoke from several pipes
- TAG Machinery: Goblin engineering, such as it is
- TAG Contraption: The interface classifies it as a Contraption, not a mob
- RELATIONSHIP Goblins: Builders and crew; the engineer drove it in a kitchen pot helmet
- RELATIONSHIP Floor 1: Its hunting ground
Chapter 3
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Destroyed it and its entire crew, barefoot
- STAT Handling: Fast in a straight line with a terrible turning radius, and both facts ended up mattering
- LOCATION Location: Destroyed; wreckage smeared down the tunnel outside the real Tutorial Guild
- PHYSICAL Capacity: The fur-lined crew pit seats about fifteen goblins, with a driver's seat up front surrounded by a dozen vibrating levers and spigots
- TAG Destroyed: Boiler breach after grinding driverless against a wall
- PHYSICAL Drive: A steam boiler powers the treads and the blade wheel, and the whole thing vibrates like a washing machine with a rock in it when nobody's driving