Ralph
also known as Frenzied Gerbil
Level 11 Neighborhood Boss guarding the kobold quadrant's boss chamber on floor 2: a captive fighting-pit gerbil, launched at Carl and Donut from a handler's cage the instant the fight starts. Ordinary Frenzied Gerbils are floor 5-7 mobs per the system's own card, but Ralph trained specifically to fight and hates humans for it.
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[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
11B1C45
Physical
Fist-sized and mostly an ordinary-looking gerbil, except for a jaw that snaps open far past what its head should allow when he screams, wide enough to fit Carl's entire head insideB1C45
Location
The kobold quadrant's boss chamber on floor 2, a fighting pit built inside a former municipal dog poundB1C45
System message
No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 45
- LEVEL Level: 11 (Neighborhood Boss)
- TAG Boss: Champion pit fighter of the kobold training grounds; the system names him a Level 11 Neighborhood Boss the moment the barn doors open
- LOCATION Location: The kobold quadrant's boss chamber on floor 2, a fighting pit built inside a former municipal dog pound
- PHYSICAL Appearance: Fist-sized and mostly an ordinary-looking gerbil, except for a jaw that snaps open far past what its head should allow when he screams, wide enough to fit Carl's entire head inside
- TAG Deceased: Swallowed whole by a freed Danger Dingo, then freed alive when the dingo's head inexplicably explodes; stunned by Carl's gauntlet mid-charge and finished off underfoot. No boss box, achievement, or star shown before the chapter ends
Relationships
- Carl:
- Donut:
Launched at his head by his kobold handler the instant the fight starts; dodges the first pass, later punches Ralph into the War Gauntlet's first-ever Stun proc, then finishes him off underfootB1C45
Lands a magic missile taking roughly 15% of his health early in the fight, then guesses out loud the boss room must have been placed here for a specific reason, moments before the freed dingoes prove her rightB1C45
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 45
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Launched at his head by his kobold handler the instant the fight starts; dodges the first pass, later punches Ralph into the War Gauntlet's first-ever Stun proc, then finishes him off underfoot
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Lands a magic missile taking roughly 15% of his health early in the fight, then guesses out loud the boss room must have been placed here for a specific reason, moments before the freed dingoes prove her right
Kills
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