Princess Donut

Reaches level 50 during the hunter raids^B5C61

Reaches level 47 after spotting the siege shot that kills an Odious Creeper^B5C51

Reached level 45 while fighting whip crackers south of Alucarda^B5C39

41, after the Zockau attack^B5C6

Confirmed still 39 while Carl jumps to 47, worrying him that she's falling behind despite still holding more total stat points^B4C28

38, up from 37, hit the moment she detonates the chum bombs^B4C25

37, up one from the Denise fight^B4C17

36, up from 33: twice mid-fight during the Wasteland assault, then again once her own benefactor box arrives afterward^B4C12

33^B4C4

33^B3C31

32^B3C24

30^B3C15

28^B3C12

26^B2C26

19^B2C22

16^B2C14

15^B2C12

14^B2C7

13^B1C47

12^B1C45

11^B1C33

10^B1C27

9^B1C25

8^B1C18

7^B1C15

5^B1C10

2^B1C8

1^B1C2

Viper Queen: Can shoot poison blobs.^B5C78

A Legendary Diva, a sixth-floor class that casts spells through singing^B5C1

A Former Child Actor, secretly picked while publicly performing a choice of Glass Cannon as her floor-5 specialty, on Mordecai's recommendation; gets every listed Glass Cannon benefit except its plus fifteen Constitution base^B4C1

A Former Child Actor, secretly picked while publicly performing a choice of Football Hooligan as her floor-4 specialty, on Mordecai's recommendation^B3C1

A Former Child Actor, secretly picked while publicly performing a choice of Artist Alley Mogul as her floor-3 specialty^B2C1

Immune to poisons and diseases, from the Former Child Actor class, confirmed by her own excited claim in Book 2, Chapter 1^B2C1

A cat again, perhaps slightly larger, tiara-topped, and now in possession of a speaking voice^B1C7

Currently a quivering mass of jellied flesh labeled Waiting...; the Enhanced Pet Biscuit is remaking her into something^B1C5

A tortoiseshell Persian show cat, flat-faced, fluffy, championship-grade chonk^B1C1

Ballroom A at the Butcher's Masquerade^B5C66

Alucarda's guildhall saferoom after her clockwork ruse drives Lucia Mar out^B5C35

Inside a guildhall near Alucarda, sheltering from Lucia Mar and the hunters outside^B5C34

Odette's trailer, after a security checkpoint transfer^B5C17

Point Mongo's bridge, returning to a saferoom before Odette's show^B5C16

Tsarina Signet's jungle camp north of Point Mongo^B5C15

Walking north through the jungle with Carl and Signet^B5C14

Outside Point Mongo at the northern bridge with Carl, meeting Tsarina Signet^B5C13

Eegees in Point Mongo, recovering after Mongo's return^B5C12

Point Mongo, directing its guards and then following Mongo into the jungle^B5C11

The Large Ursine Settlement's local saferoom after killing the mayor^B5C10

The personal space at a Small Bugbear Settlement near Zockau^B5C7

Miriam Dom's cart, traveling with Carl toward town^B5C6

The Selva outside Zockau, asking nearby crawlers to help Carl^B5C5

Already out of the staging area and outside the Medium Dryad Settlement, messaging Carl directions while he's still inside^B5C1

Walks with Carl and Mongo into the stairwell down to floor 6 as the chapter ends^B4C34

Crosses the lacuna back to Bubble #543's ruins with Carl and ends the chapter inside the Desperado Club for Katia's farewell hug^B4C33

Crash-lands with Carl in the land quadrant of an unnamed, unpopulated bubble beyond Bubble #543^B4C31

Flying behind Carl in the drop bear, casting healing spells on Orthrus and reading the Meat Hooks scroll to lure him out of Bubble #543^B4C30

Enters the saferoom from Hump Town on a separate mission, then reaches the Desperado Club before flying out on the Twister with Louis and Firas to keep watch over Orthrus^B4C29

Reunites with Carl, Katia, and Tran in the party's personal space once they escape through the Gate of the Feral Gods^B4C27

Aboard the flying house above the Akula dive site, handling the chum-bomb detonator and watching the map for mobs from Carl's shoulder^B4C25

Settles into the party's personal space in Pandinus after the trek from Cuttlefish Point^B4C23

Swept underwater into the Water Quadrant's ocean when the castle floods and collapses; badly hurt but alive, carried in Carl's arms as an unidentified large creature moves through the nearby debris and corpses^B4C22

The Spit and Swallow, recruiting other crawlers in town, then out into the dunes toward the Bactrian town^B4C3

Crosses floor 5's opening sandstorm on Carl's shoulder, then Hump Town^B4C1

Trainyard E and the employee line back up to station 36; rides on Carl's shoulder for the walk back^B3C34

Rides Mongo toward trainyard E firing missiles at a wave of ghouls and minions, then jumps the portal cart into the yard itself alongside Li Na, Li Jun, and Mongo once the cart gets close enough^B3C33

Rides the Mindaro-line rescue cart to Bautista's stranded group, mounted on Mongo and preening for the crowd once they arrive, then crosses through the abyss portal to yard H keeping her tiara on instead of wearing a souvenir hat^B3C28

Still perched on Carl's shoulder, claws dug in, inside the Vermillion engine cab through the confrontation with Hekla and Eva^B3C23

The Vermillion engine cab on Carl's side, riding from station 72 to station 101^B3C22

The Royal Court's personal space, greeting Hekla; then the Nightmare Express's cab with Carl and Katia, riding the employee line toward station 60^B3C21

A soundbooth aboard Senegal Production Systems' deluxe rental trailer, narrating her own Planet Beautiful segment on pet shows with visible enthusiasm^B3C20

The Desperado Club, reached from station 41, with Carl, riding The Sledge's shoulder on the dance floor before being sent off with The Sledge to check the Bitches and Penis Parade rooms for stray crawlers^B3C19

Climbs alone into Widget's watchtower to work the turntable controls, then Puddle Jumps back to the train once it clears the yard^B3C17

Station 283's transit station platform fighting off a babababoon swarm, then the switching cavern near station 436 while Carl examines the Station Repair portal, then back toward station 283^B3C16

Station 283's platform, then a saferoom mall food court, practicing her look for the upcoming Planet Beautiful taping^B3C15

Station 283, a short trip inside the Desperado Club's Dodge guild room, then the tunnel ahead of the Nightmare Express and back to the platform after the boarding attempt goes wrong^B3C14

Station 149's wrecked platform, then a saferoom pho shop nearby, then the Dismemberment Limited's monorail platform and its single open car^B3C12

The wrecked ochre line platform, then the small transit station outside it where the fight against Gore-Gore breaks out^B3C11

The party's personal space, then hours grinding and training across several Iron Tangle lines, ending at a platform on the ochre line^B3C10

At the station-131 Desperado Club, the dance floor, then a table with Carl, Imani, and Elle once the crowd clears^B3C9

Station 131's Desperado Club with Carl, dancing on The Sledge's shoulders in the members-only hall^B3C8

The Yellow Line's train cars 2 through 6, the Employee Break Room (car 5) and its attached Conductor's Quarters, the Reward Room (car 10), and finally the empty platform at station 116, Banshee Station^B3C5

The Training Room, then Limp Richard's Sundries, then the Yellow Line platform and a Yellow Line train car, all at station #83, floor 4^B3C4

Transfer station #83 on the Red Line, then Nirula's, the safe room there^B3C2

On Carl's shoulder aboard the Red Line train on floor 4, working through her forced floor-4 class selection with under six minutes on the clock^B3C1

The green room aboard Odette's set for Dungeon Crawler After Hours, then the interview couch^B2C26

On Carl's shoulder for most of the evacuation sprint, through the settlement and out into the ruins to the floor 4 stairwell^B2C25

Remex's chamber above the swordsmen depot, then on Carl's shoulder sprinting the settlement's streets toward the Desperado Club once the evacuation quest hits, then back in the chamber a final time as the countdown runs out^B2C24

The street outside the collapsed municipal building, then the swordsmen depot warehouse and its second floor as the chapter ends^B2C23

The magistrate's blown-open quarters, then the krasue nest, briefly back up on the roof to relight Torch out of the muted zone, then the fireball-gutted bedroom as the building comes apart^B2C22

Atop the burned temple's neighboring roof until nightfall, then the Silk Road and the One-Eyed Narwhal, then the alley and rooftops leading to the magistrate's building^B2C21

The saferoom near the pool, then the ruins mopping up the last Shambling Berserkers, then the 201st Security Group's Apito Education Center on a poor residential street^B2C20

A rented Senegal-style production trailer floating on Earth's ocean, then the Danger Zone with Ripper Wonton studio set^B2C19

The magistrate's reception office in the morning, then west of town grinding mobs through an ambush, finishing it alone with Mongo while Carl is unconscious, before heading back for a saferoom shower ahead of the evening's interview^B2C18

The dark side-alley looting Vicente and GumGum's corpses, then back to The One-Eyed Narwhal for the rest of the night^B2C17

The Silk Road market, then the streets of the skyfowl settlement at night, then a dark side-alley chasing Mongo^B2C16

The Desperado Club's members-only room, later dancing on the floor with a bot ogre while Carl and Mordecai talk^B2C15

Mordecai's chamber inside the skyfowl settlement's tutorial guild, opening boxes alongside Carl^B2C13

Asleep in the chair at Signet's building through the Street Urchin fight and the rest of the night, healed but unconscious; wakes with dawn^B2C12

Trekking with Carl and Mongo toward the skyfowl settlement, then inside it, just outside Mordecai's tutorial guild door^B2C12

Left behind in the makeshift shelter with Mongo guarding her, still asleep and captive under Water Lily; not seen on the page, checked on only secondhand through Mordecai^B2C9

Ambushed and captured off the page along with Mongo; found asleep and unconscious on a rotting cushioned chair in the bottom floor of Tsarina Signet's building, then left behind inside a makeshift shelter with Mongo guarding her^B2C8

The street outside Grimaldi's Traveling Circus, fighting off six of the circus's own Mold Lions and talking with Tsarina Signet afterward, then back to The Belly-Rubbed Pug safe room to face Mordecai and watch the recap show^B2C7

Crouched at the crumbled-in entrance of a collapsed building near Grimaldi's Traveling Circus, a block and a half out, full dark now, surrounded as the circus's caged beasts are released around them^B2C6

Still inside The Belly-Rubbed Pug with Mordecai passed out on the floor, opening boxes and drilling her new spell; out scouting a rooftop near the ambush site by the chapter's end^B2C5

Fleeing through floor 3's ruins with Carl and Mongo, then holed up in The Belly-Rubbed Pug after a circus-lemur ambush and a fight with Terror the Clown^B2C4

Riding on Carl's shoulder with Mongo perched on her own back, following Mordecai through the village and out to its ruins gate^B2C3

Outside Mordecai's guildhall, presented to floor 3's bustling, sulfur-smelling settlement alongside Carl and Mongo^B2C2

Mordecai's relocated guildhall on floor 3, going through race and class selection first^B2C1

Spends the floor's last days training Mongo and grinding brindled vespas with Carl, then camps in the floor 2 stairwell chamber as the timer counts down before the descent to floor 3^B1C47

Explores the kobold fighting pits on floor 2 in full: first the main room of slagged kobold remains, then the arena reward room beyond it^B1C46

The kobold quadrant's boss chamber on floor 2, a former municipal dog pound; the barn doors open partway through the fight, revealing the inner arena beyond^B1C45

Transported straight back to their floor 2 safe room the instant the Death Watch broadcast ends^B1C44

Floor 2's kobold quadrant, then teleported off-floor to Senegal Production Systems' rental trailer for a new interview^B1C41

On floor 2, she visits the Big Shot Chicken safe room, then rides the MOAB's rear seat through the hallways to the stairwell chamber before teleporting to a side hallway near Mordecai's guild room^B1C40

The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, watching the recap episode and getting groomed at the table^B1C39

The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, shaking on Carl's shoulder^B1C38

Floor 2, riding Carl's shoulder through the grub swarm, then in Elle McGibbons' lap on the parade float's last car as the chapter ends^B1C37

Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, meeting Zev in person^B1C36

Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, sorting through her own achievements and boxes^B1C35

Cornered with Carl behind a scrap-built shield in the filling room as his own bomb, thrown into the Rev-Up boss chamber, goes off; outcome not shown when the chapter ends^B1C34

Trapped in the room she and Carl walked in through, bars dropped behind her, as a many-mouthed tentacled creature forces its way in from the Rev-Up boss chamber^B1C33

A floor 2 quadrant near the down-stairwell, clearing the Rev-Up company's clurichauns room by room with Carl^B1C32

Floor 2's first safe room, the storm shelter, pacing in front of the television waiting for the next episode's second half^B1C31

Floor 2's first known safe room, perched on top of the mailbox to collect her new spellbook^B1C30

On the After Hours Set, mid-interview as the segment wraps up^B1C28

Aboard the After Hours Boat, pulled there the instant Carl pushes through floor 2's entrance door^B1C27

The borough boss arena at the center of the spiral maze, the Ball of Swine wiped out, the stairwell's red forcefield still up^B1C26

A nearby training guild in the troglodyte quadrant, cleaning blood off her fur by the fireplace while she opens her boxes^B1C25

The troglodyte quadrant's gym boss room, badly hurt after saving Carl from the Juicer, recovering on the floor^B1C24

A new quadrant north of the elderly encampment, grinding troglodytes with Carl toward a neighborhood boss room shaped like a 24-hour gym, near a known Taco Bell safe room^B1C23

At a stranded eldercare group's encampment beside a round maze's drawbridge gate, floor 1^B1C22

Riding in the chopper's sidecar for hours, now on foot with Carl just outside a portcullis leading into the guarded spiral around the confirmed floor 2 stairwell^B1C21

Riding in the chopper's sidecar, fleeing with Carl away from Frank Q and Maggie My's stretch of the rot stickers' neighborhood^B1C20

A second safe room, deep in the neighborhood of the rot stickers, curled up on Carl's neck for a nap^B1C19

Fleeing north through unexplored floor 1 tunnels with Carl, away from the goblin workshop's ruins^B1C18

A side room several turns and walls away from the goblins' sealed boss room, having opened and slammed the door herself before running with Carl^B1C17

The same workshop, now emptied out, eyeing the door to the goblins' sealed boss room for another box^B1C16

A goblin engineers' workshop, sitting in a shamanka's lap^B1C15

Booth seating at the floor 1 safe room's fast food counter, watching the premiere with Carl and Tally^B1C14

Back out in the Hoarder's neighborhood, at the edge nearest Rebecca W's corpse, hunting the last of the red dots before heading to the safe room for the premiere^B1C13

A tutorial guild about a quarter mile from where they killed the Hoarder^B1C12

The sealed garbage room beyond the No entrar door, boss fight just finished^B1C11

The floor 1 tunnels, hunting Scatterers with Carl toward a sealed door^B1C10

The floor 1 safe room, mostly in the ball pit^B1C9

The safe room, having claimed loot priority on the llama^B1C8

The Tutorial Guild, having claimed the spot in front of the fireplace^B1C3

Floor 1 tunnels, mostly at Carl's side^B1C2

In Carl's arms, outside the ruins of the apartment building^B1C1

Decorates her own room within the shared personal space with free menu carpet, wallpaper, and simple furnishings; places her own bathroom in the corner, sets the cat tree beside the new Ultra-Stabilized Bed, and has Carl set the framed photo of Beatrice on a small table next to it. Skips adding a personal crafting area or kitchen, calling them optional^B3C3

Completes Mongo's Masquerade pet-show presentation and is still waiting on the talent-show result^B5C70

Plans to sing at the Butcher's Masquerade talent contest with the dinosaurs as backup^B5C56

Reach the Ursine settlement south of the river with Carl before the hunt begins^B5C9

Plans to prepare Mongo for the Butcher's Masquerade pet beauty contest^B5C8

The Recital:

As Point Mongo's owner, receives the dinosaur-threat quest: exterminate it, or find out what it wants and give it to it^B5C11

The Vengeance of the Daughter:

Help Signet kill Queen Imogen at the High Elves' yearly party^B5C28

Assault Fort Freedom with Signet's group^B5C15

Charisma:

Base 138 before the temporary doubling effect from her benefactor-box tiara^B5C72

100^B3C15

94^B3C2

76^B2C15

70^B2C2

43^B1C33

41^B1C26

39^B1C18

37^B1C15

25^B1C7

Constitution:

11^B4C1

21^B3C7

17^B3C1

7^B2C6

6^B2C2

2^B1C7

Dexterity:

16^B3C1

21^B2C2

12^B1C25

10^B1C19

8^B1C7

Intelligence:

44^B3C16

41^B3C6

29^B2C2

24^B1C23

18^B1C9

17^B1C8

16^B1C7

Strength:

Base 58, announced by Donut herself after the boost^B5C51

20^B2C2

18^B1C23

15^B1C10

11^B1C7

Spell Points:

52^B3C16

29^B2C7

28^B1C45

12^B1C34

26^B1C30

24^B1C19

Mana Regeneration:

About one point every 20 seconds^B2C5

15Laundry Day: Reaches the level needed to remove Diwata's protection from Circe Took^B5C76

Laundry Day: Removes an opponent's armor and drops it to the ground^B5C4

13Torch: Used to light the forest walk toward Fort Freedom^B5C24

10Torch: A curl of light that follows her around, brightness adjustable on the fly; usually switched on the moment they leave a safe room^B2C5

Torch: A curl of light that follows her around; grows stronger the more she uses it^B1C12

10Second Chance: Now reaches any corpse up to 20 levels above her own for 30 minutes, boosted by her Glass Cannon class; used to reanimate Wynne's corpse as a decoy for the gnomes^B4C11

7Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her, each animated one lasting 14 minutes; costs 10 mana per cast^B3C6

5Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her; the resulting undead is a third as powerful as the original but keeps its eyesight, unlike the blinded, blindly-swinging living version^B2C7

5Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her; from level five on, lasts ten minutes instead of five, and can now resurrect monsters up to five levels higher than herself^B1C45

4Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her^B1C32

3Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her; now lasts three minutes instead of one^B1C32

1Second Chance: Raises a dead monster lower-level than herself to fight alongside her; costs 10 mana, lasts as many minutes as the spell's own level^B1C30

1Astral Paw: Manipulates items at a distance, 10 meters at level one, as if physically touching them; grows claws at level 5, grows the paw itself larger at level 10, and translates her own melee skills directly to it at level 15^B4C2

1Heal: Restores health; this chapter's own spell list calls it Max at level one, implying it doesn't grow further^B2C5

1Heal Critter: Heals a pet or minion^B2C5

1Minion Army: Costs 50 spell points. Mass-charms every intelligent enemy in a thirty-meter circle, larger with more Charisma, each with a 2% chance at level one to turn on their former allies. Takes five minutes to cast, freezing the caster in place the whole time, with a five-hour cooldown at level one^B3C16

1Wall of Fire: A 10-meter-wide, 2-meter-high wall of fire lasting 15 seconds at level one; an escape spell per Mordecai, prone to setting flammable surfaces properly ablaze after the magic itself fades^B4C2

Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into physically distinct clockwork copies^B3C12

5Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into three real, physically distinct clockwork copies, now lasting ten minutes apiece^B3C10

3Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into three real, physically distinct clockwork copies for about a minute apiece^B2C21

3Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into three real, physically distinct clockwork copies for about a minute apiece^B2C12

1Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into three real, physically distinct clockwork copies for about a minute^B2C7

1Clockwork Triplicate: Splits a pet or minion into three real, physically distinct copies for about a minute apiece; the copies turn out to be little clockwork constructs, gears and servos, that vanish in a puff of smoke once the spell ends. Can't be cast on crawlers, only pets and minions^B2C5

Encore: Heals the party and can remove multiple debuffs^B5C4

Entourage: Practices singing it but can only produce one vaguely transparent illusory Carl in a low monotone^B5C10

Entourage: Creates multiple illusory versions of every party member^B5C4

Heal Pet: Heals an injured pet^B3C5

Opens a hole from the first level down into the boss chamber to drop Carl through, then closes and reopens a second one beside it once the dwarven metal anchor gets caught; the floor itself gives way moments later, dropping her through into the collapsing basement too^B4C22

Secretly opens one beneath the petrified Chris/Maggie, dropping them through the street into a sealed, partly flooded chamber below before Carl can land a killing blow^B4C14

Widens the spell's own area to a meter and a half across with her Glass Cannon-boosted magic, opening the entire floor of the hijacked Vahana's basket at once^B4C12

3Punches a temporary hole through a surface; trains this chapter on shrinking the hole down to a smaller diameter while waiting for the Nightmare Express^B3C14

2Punches a temporary, roughly two-inch-deep hole through a surface, enough now for most unreinforced doors; can be snapped on and off at will and lasts about five minutes left open^B3C12

Punches a circular, temporary hole through a surface; at its current strength only manages a one-inch dimple in a wall and does nothing at all against a mob directly^B3C6

1Makes a temporary hole in a surface of her choosing; a level-one hole isn't thick enough to get through most doors, but it's useful, especially with some creativity^B3C2

Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes; gains a new elemental effect this chapter, able to set targets on fire^B2C6

9Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes^B2C5

8Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes; a follow-up shot after Carl grounds a brindled vespa with his slingshot usually finishes it off^B1C47

5Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes; now lets her set the mana cost per cast anywhere from three to six points^B1C23

3Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes at 5 mana a shot^B1C8

Magic Missile: Bolts from the eyes, like a sci-fi blaster^B1C7

Puddle Jumper: Sends the whole group much farther across town in a single jump than Carl expects, surprising even Donut with the range^B4C7

6Puddle Jumper: Teleports her and up to three others within line of sight^B4C6

5Puddle Jumper: Teleports her and up to three others within line of sight^B3C31

5Puddle Jumper: Teleports her and up to three others within line of sight; Carl describes this chapter's cast as a three-second delay before it triggers^B3C14

5Puddle Jumper: Teleports her instantly within line of sight, up to three others along with her^B2C20

5Puddle Jumper: Teleports her instantly within line of sight, now able to jump to a higher elevation even without seeing the ground above her; cast delay cut from ten seconds to two^B2C18

3Puddle Jumper: Teleports her instantly, announced by a ten-second cast countdown; costs 20 mana and imposes a five-hour cooldown^B2C5

Puddle Jumper: Teleports her instantly, announced by a ten-second cast countdown; costs 20 mana and imposes a five-hour cooldown once cast^B1C33

Puddle Jumper: Teleports herself and up to three others somewhere within her own line of sight; costs 20 mana, a ten second delay, and a five hour cooldown. Weak as a combat spell given the delay, but at level 15 works almost as well as the far more powerful Teleport spell^B1C25

Standing Ovation: Raises the party's Dexterity and makes their regular spells more powerful^B5C4

Twinkle Toes: Practices casting it on Mongo to level it up; he runs faster than the dune buggy and screeches with joy whenever she casts it^B5C10

Twinkle Toes: A cheap spell that makes Mongo, or any other minion, run at greatly increased speed for a number of seconds equal to Donut's own intelligence score^B4C32

14Light: Burned Sierra like Fireball during the vampire boss fight^B5C46

13Light: Could illuminate the storm road at full strength and still hover low like a firefly^B5C45

10Dodge: Grants a permanent Deflection buff at level 10: halves incoming missile accuracy, magical and physical alike, though missed shots become more likely to hit Carl or Mongo instead^B4C23

7Dodge: Not yet described^B3C10

6Dodge: Not yet described^B3C9

4Dodge: Not yet described^B3C3

4Dodge: Not yet described^B1C25

8Animal Wrangling: Up three points from a skill potion in her Platinum Quest Box^B4C13

7Light on Your Feet: Higher, farther pounces; field-tested at twice her old ceiling^B1C9

6Character Actor: 6^B5C1

3Character Actor: Lets her pick a new specialty class each floor; the system AI then rolls dice for exactly which of that specialty's skills and spells she gets, and she loses them again the moment the floor ends^B2C1

5Cockroach: Survivability skill, at level 5, guarantees one survived lethal hit per fight, though near death after; trains only by triggering it, with potions, or at a training guild^B2C1

5Good First Impression: Exactly what it sounds like^B1C7

4Back Claw: A rear-claw strike^B1C10

4Singing: Reached level 4 while training with Lover Illiana^B5C36

4Slice Attack: A claw slash^B1C10

3Acute Ears: Vastly improves the information her minimap shows about not-yet-identified mobs: a red dot now reports how large the mob is, and, for a mob type she's already encountered, its identity with "somewhat-reliable" accuracy^B2C13

3Double Tap: If she hits the same monster twice in a row with the same attack, the second hit has a chance to land as a critical^B2C6

3Scutelliphily: Not yet described; Donut doesn't recognize the word and jokes it's probably the art of cracking nuts with her toes^B2C5

9 Lives: Halves damage taken from the first nine physical attacks per day^B2C2

Cat-like Reflexes: Not yet described^B2C2

Guinness: Doubles her Strength, but only while she's drunk^B3C1

Love Vampire: Forces one enemy at her level or lower to take damage meant for her instead, lasting until that enemy dies; usable roughly once every couple of hours^B3C15

Mascot: Whenever Mongo lands damage on an enemy, the whole party gets a temporary bonus to Dexterity and Constitution; killing a mob outright stretches that bonus out to a couple of hours^B3C1

Negotiation: Improves prices when buying and selling; also earns extra skill experience for successfully haggling a Bopca down^B3C2

4Negotiation: Improves prices when buying and selling^B3C1

Night Vision: Not yet described^B2C2

Queasy Resistance: Builds up naturally after repeated exposure to the cornets' nausea attack; stops the Queasy debuff from landing at all once earned^B3C6

Slash Attack: Not yet described^B2C2

Party:

Leader of The Royal Court of Princess Donut, titled Grand Champion Best in Dungeon^B1C7

Auto-grouped with Carl on entry, whatever the system thinks the hierarchy is^B1C4

Guild:

The Royal Court of Princess Donut joins Safehome Yolanda^B5C21

Party Leader:

Designated party leader after Prepotente leaves the party^B5C78

Carl:

Accepts his benefactor prize as a bribe to wear a constitution-improving nipple ring^B5C55

Asks him to trust her choice to face Beatrice on the show and accepts his support despite her fear^B5C18

Accepts his promise that he will not leave her behind on floor 9 or any other floor^B5C12

Demands to know about the sun tattoos, blames him loudly for the new religion the moment Mordecai asks who's responsible, and rages at the five-percent gold tithe once he explains the rules^B4C32

Repositions her Hole spell a few inches over to eat both deadbolts on a locked security door at once, popping it open; snapping the spell off afterward leaves the door's reassembled bolts misaligned enough to crack it back open on its own^B4C6

Names the half-built dune vehicle the Royal Chariot before Carl can object; complains that Carl's own leaderboard rank climbed while hers stayed put despite the party being counted separately^B4C4

Gets his coupon signed over to her own account to buy the party's marketplace-interface upgrade, since her Charisma bonus applies to its prices; needles him with "unwad your panties" and "just chillax," phrases she credits to Elle^B4C2

Types in all caps that sending the train instead of Carl into the abyss means losing out on the experience; told sometimes it isn't about the experience. Purrs and gets scratched once he calls her out for risking herself and the cart to join the trainyard fight, and asks him who he thinks she is, Miss Beatrice, when he brings it up^B3C34

Told flatly to stay out of the trainyard once he learns entering means being unable to leave; comes in anyway with the cart, then denies any involvement in Li Na's mutilation of the second mantaur ("I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT")^B3C33

Sticks her head into the raised cart's gap to scout the province boss on Carl's orders instead of Katia, over his worried objections, and lands a double shot on it with a full-powered magic missile she'd kept stored in her glasses^B3C32

Furious that the recap episode cuts her own hat-tribute procession entirely; talked down once he points out live viewers already saw the real thing and know the recap edits are propaganda^B3C29

Scolds him for scattering thirty of the party's remaining souvenir hats on the ground for stragglers, calling it proof of why he was always broke; he reminds her the hats were never theirs to keep^B3C28

Argues Growler Gary might just be a lying dog rather than a genuinely important NPC; agrees it's better to kill him for his hands while he's asleep than wake him for it^B3C26

Gets giddy over the millions in gold the collected hats could fetch, floats a shopping montage like the one in Pretty Woman if they spend the bounty money, and complains loudly on Katia's behalf when her first-to-claim-a-bounty achievement comes with no reward^B3C25

Calmed with a hand on her head mid-rage, though she keeps shaking and doesn't back down from her confrontation with Hekla^B3C23

Jokes that Carl, the only man among thirty women, could start his own harem like on Sister Wives; needled back that he couldn't even keep one woman interested. Objects alongside him, over chat, to Hekla's plan to strap Katia to the train's front^B3C21

Goes off the prepared script during the taping to tell the universe an invented tale about a cocker spaniel's dark history at the Crufts dog show, insisting over chat it's the truth that needs to be told; scolded afterward by Carl for making things up^B3C20

Sent off alone to check the club's strip-club rooms while he talks to Frank Q; comes back to pull him away, telling him it's time to leave^B3C19

Talks him out of climbing the chain himself, arguing only she can spare the hands, then works the turntable blind over chat with his guidance, accidentally toppling a freight car and opening the yard's main gate before getting it right^B3C17

Excitedly reports she's already read the Tome of Minion Army now that her buffs cover the cost, and gets warned not to cast it without his go-ahead given the five-minute freeze; fights alongside him clearing the babababoon swarm^B3C16

Greets him back at station 283 eager to show off her new goggles and Love Vampire skill; tells him about both over corndogs before turning her attention back to practicing for Planet Beautiful^B3C15

Calls him out mid-jog for shoving the mass-backpack idea at Katia without asking if she wanted it, drawing a distinction between her own fashion choices and forcing someone else to change; he concedes the point. Screams for him over chat once the Nightmare Express's cowcatcher runs him down and drags him out of sight, and tells him afterward never to do that to her again^B3C14

Shuts down his suggested fan-club name, the Donut Holes, calling it crude; scolds him for not remembering Princess D'nadia on sight^B3C12

Heals him with a scroll and drags him clear by the jacket after his own gauntlet's ejection spell backfires, pulling him toward the electrified third rail along with Gore-Gore^B3C11

Carried on his shoulder the instant the fight ends; cured of her inebriation and talked down from her guilt over the kill, then made to loot the body anyway^B3C9

Sent off dancing under Bomo and The Sledge's watch while Carl talks with Imani and Elle; the last thing he sees before an attacker gets to her^B3C8

Lets him open his fan box second after he offers to let her go first; campaigns hard and unsuccessfully for him to pick the enchanted chaps off the Prize Carousel instead of the book he actually chooses^B3C7

Overrules his "just be yourself" advice to Katia Grim on the spot, arguing that being a doppelganger means her whole job is being someone else^B3C6

Told not to share too much information with other crawlers now that the party has bounties on their heads; looks ready to object, then drops it^B3C5

Tells him he's a terrible negotiator after he trades five already-read books straight-up for five of Limp Richard's, instead of pushing for a better deal^B3C4

Insists he sleep in her room instead of his own, tells him she can't sleep without him, and makes room for Mongo too; the three of them fall asleep together within seconds^B3C3

Told over party chat not to make Wendita pay the price gap out of her own pocket, since it would make her look like an ass; backs off the negotiation and settles once he tells her to just open her boxes instead^B3C2

Rattles off her new class options in party chat for him and Mordecai to weigh in on, then explains what she kept and lost switching away from Artist Alley Mogul once she's picked^B3C1

Refuses to remove the crown at first, worried about losing five intelligence and her Sepsis debuff, until Carl and Katia talk her into it; needles him afterward, as they're about to leave the floor, for still not having pants on^B2C25

Learns his plan to trap the soul crystal only after he's already committed to it, and tells him there's nothing to apologize for since his mind was already made up anyway; braces with him in the chamber's final seconds and tells him, without naming who, "I know she's dead"^B2C24

Refuses his original plan to have her wait outside alone while he confronts Remex, reminding him of his promise she wouldn't die alone; he relents and they go in together^B2C23

Complains, only half joking, that he got a fancy title change and she didn't; runs the 'go long' play with him, breaking for the muted zone's edge to relight Torch while he and Mongo hold the nest^B2C22

Teases him for needing a rope where she can just jump; overacts a fake conversation about looting plans on the magistrate's roof, staged as bait for whoever is listening through the Mysterious Letter^B2C21

Hears out his theory that the attack was a setup benefiting Borant, and offers her own simpler read: maybe nobody else was involved and they just got lucky^B2C20

Watches him get launched onto a rooftop by the corpse blast, finishes the fight without him, then heals him with a scroll and fills him in once he wakes^B2C18

Her magic missile takes the ambushing elf's head off at the same instant Carl's kick shatters his pelvis; neither of them learns who he was^B2C16

Trades barbs with him over whether Beatrice called her "Princess Money Bags" or "Princess Money Pit"; needled by him over the Hot Schnitzel pub she wanted to try instead^B2C14

Piles on once Mordecai explains Carl's new Freeballing benefit, laughing hard enough that Mongo wakes up and starts bouncing around the room; pitches leather chaps as his next look^B2C13

Wakes confused, asking what happened to Mongo and how Carl finished the circus quest; oddly quiet and out of sorts for the rest of the chapter once he tells her the story. Argues he should have just killed Grimaldi for the experience, not knowing it was a trap; theorizes the show's producers could eventually see Carl and Donut as a threat to Signet's own popularity and try to have them killed once they're deep enough in to matter^B2C12

Found still asleep in Signet's building; he tries to carry her out and stops the instant her health bar starts dropping, then builds a crude shelter around her and leaves Mongo on guard before following Signet out to bargain for her life^B2C8

Talked into wearing the anklet over her own distaste for it once he points out the constitution buff; disputes Mordecai's succubus guess about Tsarina Signet in his defense, all caps as usual^B2C6

Looks slapped when he calls Mongo a pet rather than her child; the hurt passes fast once Mongo's kill reveals a second skull underneath its painted one. Accepts his use of "partner" at the chapter's close^B2C5

Second-guesses the plan in all caps over party chat right before confirming her pick, then goes through with it once he tells her to^B2C1

Scolds him for scaring Mongo into teleporting away, then spends the day training the pet at his side; unbothered by his slingshot practice unlike Zev^B1C47

Wins the argument over who gets to pick their pet reward, insisting the achievement text made it her choice; picks Mongo the Mongoliensis over the brindle grub Carl wanted instead^B1C46

Loudly objects to him feeding away one of her pet biscuits as 'a betrayal most foul,' then admits, once the freed dingoes turn the fight, that she'd been wrong to want to just kill them^B1C45

Talks rapid-fire at him about Yvette's death, still riding the adrenaline of being on camera, and gets shut down when she brings up Mordecai's ninth-floor warning^B1C44

Warns him twice that he's going to get them in trouble, first storming off the table, then goading the Maestro on air^B1C42

Demands to be brushed before the interview, then gets pulled with him into the forced transfer to the new trailer^B1C41

Rides behind him launching bombs on his call, gets caught with him by the reverse-gravity spell, and casts Puddle Jumper to teleport them both clear at his word^B1C40

Roasts Jack's anatomy on-screen in front of the group, drawing a furious glare from Imani; wants to hook up with Hekla's group after seeing her broadcast footage, an idea Carl brushes off^B1C39

Reads his mind to time her Confusing Fog scroll with his shout, lands two magic missiles on the Rage Elemental, and is visibly shaking on his shoulder once they're safe^B1C38

Breaks the tension after his tirade at Zev with an out-of-nowhere Gossip Girl comparison, making him laugh despite himself^B1C36

Drags him clear of the burning boss chamber by his cloak and heals him with a scroll at the last possible second, saving his life for the second time this chapter's fight^B1C35

Confesses she loves him if they die (behind Beatrice and someone named Ferdinand), then refuses when he tells her to go back to Brandon's group without him, admitting she lied before about being fine on her own^B1C34

Warned to stop obsessing over her new followers and views, since acting up for the camera could get her liked less, or worse, unremembered if she dies; she insists she isn't obsessing^B1C31

Tells him to let her do the talking, then steals Mordecai's line to promise the audience a show; too caught up in the applause afterward to hear him teasing her about it^B1C28

Sees through him the instant he asks what they should do about the stranded group, then talks him into a plan that helps them without giving up their own path^B1C27

Saves his life by biting through the Juicer's neck when he has Carl by the throat, and pays for it: slapped into a wall hard enough to break her leg and drop her health to a sliver^B1C24

Her person, admitted out loud, once, under duress; she's scared and doesn't want to be alone^B1C8

Her fellow crawler; stayed at his side through the chase, which surprised them both^B1C2

The ex's boyfriend who feeds her; sits on his lap strictly on her own terms^B1C1

Mordecai:

Launches into a breathless, unbroken retelling of the interrogation once reunited, releasing an excited Mongo to bounce along with her^B4C19

Reads off her forced floor-5 class choices over chat so he can help her pick; settles on Glass Cannon^B4C1

Tells her to read the new spellbook rather than sell it; walks her and Carl through spending their veto coupons on the party's shared personal space and its first upgrades^B3C2

Talks her through the new class list over chat and recommends Football Hooligan, then explains to Carl afterward that her retained skill levels and improving class offers are an unintended benefit of how her Character Actor skill works, telling them not to draw attention to it^B3C1

Works out, once Carl's "Congratulations" over chat goes unanswered, that reaching floor 4 means his own duty managing them on this floor is done, and that he's free to go home once the dungeon itself ends^B2C25

Reports her charm failing on Miss Quill over party chat; he guesses an anti-charm spell covers the area^B2C18

Tells him flatly there's nothing he can do to stop them from finishing the quest; he doesn't fight her on it, only insists they keep grinding alongside it^B2C17

Praised to Carl as the one who should always handle shop negotiations, thanks to her Charisma and her knack for getting accurate item descriptions out of shopkeepers^B2C14

Confirms his teleport destination now follows wherever she last entered, a consequence of her own manager benefit pick; explains the Fang Caps and Mongo's unique ability to wear up to six pairs of them^B2C13

His automatic warning trips for the first time this chapter: her health drops below 20 percent right as Carl's own part in the circus story wraps up. Reported straight to Carl; not shown directly on the page^B2C11

Monitors her remotely, he only gets an automatic warning if her health drops to 20 percent, and otherwise can't track her status; reports her unchanged when Carl asks^B2C9

Munches a tuna steak through his lecture on elites, contributing only 'So when we talk to that Signet woman, we're on another show?', which he pointedly ignores as missing his entire point^B2C7

Suggests moving him out of the puddle of his own vomit; drops the idea once Carl says he doesn't want to touch him again^B2C5

Asks what's wrong with him the moment he starts slurring nonsense over chat, then watches him teleport in blackout drunk and pass out on the tavern floor minutes later^B2C4

Grumbles to herself that she wouldn't have picked the Manager benefit if she'd known he'd be this bossy, once he heads off toward a pub^B2C3

Tricks him into believing her real pick is Artist Alley Mogul, a plan staged with Carl beforehand per Odette's advice, and takes the fallout herself once he sees through it^B2C1

Told her Enhanced Growth buff means she can't distribute her own stat points on floor 3 and should look for gear that boosts constitution instead^B1C47

Reviews her performance against the Juicer: impressed by her strength, but warns Carl to keep her out of melee for now given her low health and constitution, and flags her Dodge skill as worth leveling^B1C25

Mutual antipathy; his mother's ashes are now her litter box^B1C3

The Goblin Chieftain:

Reports the fuller version of what she saw in his room after the blast: old and pregnant goblins, and babies in little jackets, one of which she thinks Carl hit with the cart^B1C18

Opens his sealed boss room's door with her menu to scout it before the attack, spots him seated and reading, and reports it back to Carl along with a room full of goblin babies^B1C17

Frank Q:

Reports his death to Carl the moment The Sledge messages her, unable to believe it; Carl tells her he isn't surprised^B3C20

Recognizes the purple-skinned elf at the bar on sight, hissing with her hair poofed out, before Carl even points him out by name^B3C19

Recognizes him on sight as Rebecca W's killer and accuses him to his face; he shoots at her minutes later, but the safe room's rule freezes him before the shot lands^B1C20

Maggie My:

Publicly tears into her in the group quest chat over forcing Chris to kill Frank Q, all while running toward the Desperado Club^B4C29

Hisses at her once Frank Q and Maggie My are revealed as the episode's other guests, and deflects Maggie's on-air threat back at the audience with a joke about her own kid^B1C43

Meets her for the first time as she ambushes Carl from behind; frozen by the safe room's rule before she can fire again^B1C20

Brandon An:

Sides with him in the naming argument, agreeing Bomb Chicken is the better name over Carl's MOAB^B1C40

Meets him for the first time; he pats her head after apologizing for assuming Carl was alone, which she accepts once he calls her pretty^B1C22

Imani C:

Gets an apology over chat for having told Carl about the PVP coupons when he first asked her about them, along with a heads-up that Carl would probably come asking Donut next^B3C20

Wraps her in an ethereal hug that lands three temporary buffs at once: 10% Strength, 10% damage reduction, and 25% faster healing^B3C9

Sees her Crawler Killer badge and warns Carl in all-caps party chat that she's a murderer to watch out for^B1C22

Lexis:

Meets her for the first time and squeals with pleasure at Odette's on-air interview invitation^B1C27

Odette:

Credits Katia's idea for the trainyard-E rescue, claims she and Mongo were ready to charge in and start blasting, and defends the party's own survival odds by listing off Elle's flight speed, Li Na's chains, and Katia dodging Grull's death ray. Learns to her own delight and surprise that she appears in the new Mongo-focused snick^B3C35

Furious on air once she realizes the veto means the party won't be getting a promised Celestial box after all, calling it an outrage in front of the audience; not acting, per Carl, and visibly trembling with rage^B2C26

Told point-blank never to change race no matter what she's offered; learns after the fact that Odette dosed her cat treats to sharpen her for the interview^B1C29

Meets her for the first time on air and carries the whole interview, playing up her titles and courting the crowd^B1C28

Zev:

Loses her again, this time for good as a direct PR contact, once Carl buys the social media board; Loita won't let her say a proper goodbye^B4C17

Lights up when he suggests naming the toy line Ivy, picking it immediately over her own Charlie option^B4C15

Worried once Loita explains the reeducation retreat; still calls Zev a friend despite knowing they aren't supposed to like the bad guys, and reaffirms their plan to write a television show together once the crawl ends^B3C35

Objects loudly to being told Mongo counts as Borant property, insisting he isn't anybody's property; greets Zev warmly despite it^B3C25

Reports through her that the party's fan-voted nickname poll is trending toward Princess Posse, with a rival faction still pushing the Donut Holes name Donut has never approved of^B3C20

Booked alongside Carl onto a new show, Planet Beautiful; gasps audibly and declares she can't wait the moment Zev admits the topic is beauty pageants and pet shows^B3C13

Fully agrees Katia Grim is boring and needs to be more interesting, suggesting a mohawk, a catchphrase, and a bigger bust like Odette's; talks over Carl's objections and takes it on herself to "fix" Katia on the spot^B3C6

Names her as her future television writing partner once they're out of the dungeon, starting with an intergalactic Gossip Girl remake^B2C23

Booked, with Carl, onto a new round-table show, Danger Zone with Ripper Wonton, airing the day after tomorrow; reacts with an all-caps "OHH, THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS"^B2C12

Cheers over party chat at news Odette's show was a hit; scandalized to learn someone out there picked a were-cat race and that "cat girls" exist at all^B2C4

Shouts back over party chat the moment the feed outage hits, relieved once Zev confirms it's nothing^B1C47

Overjoyed at her return, having worried about her since she went quiet; asks after her wellbeing before anything else^B1C44

Chats with her nonstop over party chat until Zev disappears from it after the hallway skirmish; worried, though Carl doesn't share the concern^B1C39

Delighted to learn she's their new PR agent; bonds hard with her over a shared love of Gossip Girl and agrees to keep talking over chat^B1C36

Elle McGibbons:

Told flatly not to feel bad about the kill, that word getting out about how she handled herself means nobody will mess with her again; claims dibs on the second attacker's gear before Donut can loot it herself^B3C9

Gets patted on the head and told her new tiara is beautiful; still mourns the purple one destroyed on the show. Orders a dirty Shirley in a bowl with extra cherries and gets visibly drunk off two or three^B3C8

Purrs in her lap one last time as the safe room empties out toward the ramp^B1C41

Jumps into her lap and lets herself be petted, purring loudly, until Jack calls out for her from the same car^B1C37

Qwist:

Grooms her with her own enchanted brush at the table, then fetches her a custard on request, vanilla in the end after she turns her nose up at strawberry^B1C39

Mexx-55:

Complains about the missing green room and snacks, then asks for the host's name outright^B1C41

Mukta:

Demands twice, in all caps, to know who she is and where Zev's gone; gets no real answer before the chat cuts off^B1C41

The Maestro:

Delighted by the news of the viral video depicting him and Carl, teasing Carl about it on her way out the door^B1C44

Pointedly excluded from Carl's parting gift ("Sorry about that, Donut"); visibly deflates before recovering to work the crowd on her way out^B1C43

Introduced by him with a sarcastic drawl on "Princess"; responds by licking her paw and looking aloof rather than engaging^B1C42

Mongo:

Orders him into his carrier at Loita's demand once he rushes up to sniff at her; he screeches in dismay before being sucked away^B3C35

Ordered to stay behind guarding a chokepoint while she jumps to Carl's shoulder to help at a breached defense line; rushes up sniffing worriedly at her once she's teleported back in, burned by acid^B3C31

Released again once the party reaches station 41's platform^B3C19

Rushes to him mid-fight after Gore-Gore backhands him out of the air, his health alarmingly low from the glancing hit^B3C11

Finally gets onto his new saddle after ten minutes of coaxing, magically strapped in place, but gets thrown repeatedly once he starts bucking, once landing atop Mordecai's alchemy table; insists their psychic bond alone will be enough to control him^B3C10

Delighted by his level up and his new Earthquake attack; celebrates getting her own saddle for him before he's even willing to wear it without bucking^B3C7

Scolds him for knocking Katia down going through a doorway; her own Mascot skill triggers off his damage mid-fight, buffing the party^B3C1

Pulls him out of his cage as the group reaches the floor 4 door; he grunts with annoyance at having been cooped up so long^B2C25

Releases him into the magistrate's quarters, sics him on the first krasue once Carl gives the order, and recalls him once the rest start waking up screaming^B2C22

Chides him for eating Benjamin the salamander without chewing, then orders him to hold before he can do more damage to Ricky Joe^B2C20

Fights alongside him through the whole back half of the ambush while Carl is unconscious, sending him after the third surviving berserker^B2C18

Releases him from his pet carrier back onto the street, only for him to scream and bolt into a dark alley moments later; chases after him casting Torch, the light that drives off the krasue^B2C16

Says wistfully he'd love the club; Carl agrees but says they aren't going to find out, since he's shut in his pet carrier, both because the club bars pets after last night's playroom disaster (Lucia Mar's dogs) and because Mordecai had already made them buy the carrier back at chapter 14 to help Mongo actually rest^B2C15

Plans to hand over her new Fang Caps once he wakes, with Carl doing the fitting; still asleep by the fire through the whole chapter, chomping at the air in his sleep^B2C13

Wakes to him bowling her over in delight, squeaking and bouncing; has no memory of him nearly dying to protect her overnight^B2C12

Caged alongside her the whole chapter; freed by Carl and left standing guard over her sleeping body once Carl leaves with Signet^B2C8

Fits him with a tracking collar over his screaming protests until he settles down; makes a show of stalking and killing a rooftop lemur to "make a good example for my child," giving herself away with a jingling collar charm and clinking armor along the way, then praises him afterward as almost level four already^B2C5

Works on training him to stay put until sent to fetch, about 80% reliable except when he gets overexcited; scolds him through a bathroom-door tantrum and again when he breaks off mid-fight to pounce on a dead lemur^B2C4

Trains him hands-on through a full day of grub kills and dog commands, saves him from a brindled vespa's grip with a mid-air decapitation, and finally completes the bond with him; bitten on the nose yet again the moment it takes^B1C47

Picks him over Carl's objection and names him once his sex is confirmed; bitten on the nose and arm for her trouble, insists they're already best friends anyway^B1C46

Gordo:

Orders him ("Gordo, darling") to fetch walnuts so she can test out her new Scutelliphily skill, joking it's probably the art of cracking nuts with her toes; he calls her "your majesty" and scurries off without hesitation^B2C5

Beatrice:

Ends their old bond after confronting her planned sale and telling her Carl is now her person, while admitting she still loves and misses her and hates herself for it^B5C19

Comes up mid-panic over Tsarina Signet's living tattoos: Donut insists Bea's own tattoo is 'a masterpiece and an exception to the rule,' unlike anklets or tattoos generally, which she considers 'placed upon us against our wills'^B2C6

Tsarina Signet:

Follows Carl to meet Signet but recalls that Signet put her in a coma and left her to die alone^B5C13

Signet promises Carl again that she'll free Donut if he dies inside the big top; still asleep and not shown on the page this chapter^B2C10

Held hostage under Signet's Water Lily spell, alive but unconscious the whole chapter; Signet warns that moving her out of place drains her health, and that she dies instantly if Signet herself dies first^B2C8

Warns Carl over party chat, all caps, that Signet is going to try to capture them; asks whether 'bastards can be girls' once Signet names herself Signet the Bastard, and gets a straight answer^B2C7

Confirms her dot is white, describes her in a breathless rush, admits she's too scared to examine her properties, and pulls away growling when Signet tries to pet her^B2C6

Edge Dancer:

Compliments his looks the moment he bristles at Mordecai's jab about skyfowl merchants, and gets him fully back onside^B2C14

Fitz:

Gets him to open up about GumGum's mother by asking directly how he knew to be afraid of the krasue on her behalf^B2C17

Handles their dinner and room negotiations at The One-Eyed Narwhal directly, jumping onto the counter to do it^B2C14

GumGum:

Grieves her openly, calls her a nice lady 'for an orc,' and declares that finishing the quest is now owed to her since GumGum likely died for having given it to them in the first place^B2C17

Meets the corpse pile with dry disgust, telling her the cultured don't use bodies as icebreakers and to bring Carl a milkshake next time instead^B2C14

Talon Strong:

Talks him up an extra five gold on a pile of looted spears, calling him "sweetie"; he preens^B2C14

Quint:

Orders a Dirty Shirley in a bowl, gets giddily drunk off two sips and the cherries, briefly mistakes him for "a talking anteater," then sobers up instantly on the Hair of the Dog potion he hands over^B2C15

Pustule:

Trades barbs with her, then talks her down from 1,500 to 1,000 gold for a case of Hob-lobbers and two cases of goblin dynamite on charisma alone, without the Artist Alley Mogul class's own discount^B2C16

Vicente:

Gets kill credit on his corpse tag over Carl's assist and loots his gold and Meat Hooks scroll^B2C17

Miss Quill:

Guesses out loud, once Featherfall's fireballed corpse turns up with no neighborhood map on it, that Quill was the boss lady all along; Burgundy's testimony bears this out^B2C22

Tries charm on her without success, announces the complaint as "murder most foul," and corrects her grammar over the corpse on her desk^B2C18

D-0NAH:

Nicknames her Donna on the spot, loves the trailer's all-purpose cleaner enough to want one for personal use, and wins a compromise letting Mongo be cleaned before going into the carrier^B2C19

Gravy Boat:

Charms Ferdinand into her minion during the talent show^B5C74

Her real-life Ferdinand, outed on air by Carl; shrugs it off, insisting he preferred the name Ferdinand^B2C19

Hekla:

Raises her corpse with Second Chance, then clones the resulting minion twice with Clockwork Triplicate, turning her into three fighting copies used to hold back her own horrified followers^B3C24

Refuses her attempt at a truce outright, calling her a traitor to her face and shaking with rage through the whole confrontation^B3C23

Catches her shooting invisible bolts into Katia's scoop twice with her sunglasses, calls her out to her face once confirmed, and blasts her with a full-strength Magic Missile^B3C22

Trembles with excitement at the thought of fighting alongside her; suggests combining safe rooms with Brynhild's Daughters over chat, which Carl shuts down before Hekla can weigh in^B3C21

Learns through Katia Grim that Hekla has officially named her own flying-kick-into-crossbow move the "Donut Kick," and is thrilled about it^B3C5

Thrilled to see her live after only knowing her from recap footage; agrees on Carl's behalf to help a scattered member of her team level up^B2C19

Tucker:

Tears into him for roughly half an hour on air, deliberately calling him Butler instead of his real name, and leaves him unable to land a single comeback^B2C19

Ricky Joe:

Talks him into sitting still and waiting quietly for dark instead of raging over his severed arm; her charm works on him again once the burning building's wards apparently flee with it, echoing chapter 20's dispel-protections problem^B2C21

Orders Mongo to hold once he's already bitten off the boy's arm, saving the rest of him^B2C20

Salvatore:

Waggles her rear at the elves after they flinch from her anklet, declaring it 'an award-winning derriere,' not realizing yet that they're terrified of the anklet itself rather than her^B2C20

Katia Grim:

Objects loudly to Katia's plan to split off next floor, offering to help instead, and worries aloud about her getting lonely and Mongo missing his Aunt Katia's scratches; shares one last long goodbye hug with her as Phase four begins^B4C33

Cheers when Katia's first loot box brands the Desperado Pass tattoo onto her neck, then gushes about taking her dancing and introducing her to Sledgie; delighted, freshly showered and washed after the battle, at odds with Katia's own bloody prints on the floor^B3C25

Comforts her over accidentally killing Hekla by bringing up an unspecified kill of her own she also hadn't meant to make, insisting Hekla had it coming worse^B3C24

Promises her the party will never abandon her or lie to her, urging her to stay rather than leave with Hekla and Eva^B3C23

Spots the invisible bolts hidden in her scoop and shoulder, directs Carl to pull them out, and heals her once they're removed^B3C22

Backs Carl's objection to the cowcatcher plan, warning Katia she's going to get hurt, before Katia explains why she wants to do it anyway^B3C21

Teased by Katia over how much of a surprise her new prize box really is; brushes the teasing off before Carl gets a look himself^B3C15

Second-guesses leaving Mongo behind in his carrier rather than with her on the platform, worried she'd be lonely alone there^B3C14

Piles Ji-Hoon's looted greaves, shoulder pads, and helmet on the ground for her at Carl's prompting^B3C10

Lies to her face that Zev never called her boring, then pressures her into a mohawk, a black bodysuit, and new boots anyway, coaching her fashion choices through the rest of the chapter over her visible discomfort^B3C6

Reassures her, "Don't worry, sweetie. We have your back," as Katia braces to breach the first gangway door^B3C1

Compliments her sculpting and says she prefers her with black hair, before Katia corrects her: the face isn't a sculpted disguise at all, it's her real one^B2C26

Backs up Carl's argument that she should take the crown off; runs with her and Carl to the floor 4 stairwell^B2C25

Insists over chat that they can't abandon her once the evacuation quest hits and she can't reach a saferoom; Katia reassures her and tells them to run^B2C24

Recognizes her at once as Hekla's promised friend and jumps up onto the table to greet her; insists on the party inviting her before Carl can weigh in^B2C21

Lucia Mar:

Kills Lucia Mar's rottweiler Cici during their trapped-pub fight^B5C37

Avoids the saferoom because Lucia is waiting there with traps that eject anyone who enters or leaves^B5C34

Denies live, furious, ever challenging Cici and Gustavo 3 to a fight, calling the manufactured feud story a lie; privately doesn't want the two skulls that would come with beating them^B2C21

Burgundy:

Sniffs at her charred legs and pushes Carl to help her, strokes her hair and tries brightening Torch for her at her own request, then delivers the mercy kill with a Magic Missile the moment the collapsing floor starts to take her^B2C22

Daniel Bautista 2:

Patted on the head by him once his group is safe; tries and fails to wave off the hat he lays at her feet, then accepts a whole line of his people bowing and doing the same, playing her Princess role for each one in turn^B3C28

Mocks his fashion sense on sight, unaware he's related to the dead crawler whose anklet she's wearing; softens once Carl explains the family he lost to the circus lemurs^B2C23

Remex:

Threatens twice to kill him if he doesn't get on with his story, mutters "Great, another loon" at his rambling, and softens once his story reveals he was a fellow crawler once, before it's cut short by the evacuation quest^B2C24

Quan Ch:

Grumbles watching his recap footage, insisting his flight-and-lightning jacket is rightfully hers and Carl's since he did nothing to earn it; calls him a cheating poser^B3C13

Had already blocked him from her own chat after he called the party assholes; glad to see on the newscast that he survived, and admits she feels a little bad about the block now^B2C26

Wendita:

Haggles her down from an opening 50,000 gold for a personal space to a floor of 37,500, toying with letting the Bopca cover the difference out of her own pocket before backing off; the two end up conjoining a coupon-funded space instead, leaving Wendita in tears and calling Donut a real princess^B3C2

Limp Richard:

Haggles him down from 250 to 150 gold on a padded mallet, and negotiates the shop's other sales so hard he ends the visit in a foul mood^B3C4

Pierre:

Demands their prize from him the moment his window slides open, before Carl can get a word in; picks suitcase number eight for herself and relays Katia Grim's chosen number, twelve, on her behalf^B3C5

Vernon:

Charms him into cooperating the moment he recognizes her as royalty; her own Reward Room suitcase turns out to be the one that gets him killed^B3C5

The Sledge:

Added to her own chat, after she teaches him how to use it; he messages her directly once Frank Q is killed at the bar, describing the killer as a rock monster of a different kind than himself^B3C20

Cries "Sledgie!" and leaps to his shoulder on sight; wears a pink feather boa alongside him after their trip into the club's strip-club rooms^B3C19

Rides his shoulder again once Tito the croupier asks her to step back from the Wheel of Fortune table; gets a surprisingly gentle pat from him afterward^B3C9

Rides his shoulders and head out onto the dance floor, drawing a crowd chanting her name; knocked flat on his back the moment she's attacked^B3C8

Astrid:

Receives management's personal apology, a refund on the guard fee, and standing complimentary security going forward^B3C9

Gore-Gore:

Her magic missiles bounce off him without effect; asks him to stop shouting for Mongo's sake, which he honors for a while before the fight starts^B3C11

Dismember:

Cuts her own Hole spell the instant Carl pulls his head through it, taking the head off^B3C12

Levi the 7th:

Jumps aboard his train first, telling him they won't hurt him unless he tries something^B3C12

Princess D'nadia:

Sends her first Benefactor Box, a pair of custom, personally signed goggles Donut declares the greatest prize in the history of prizes^B3C15

Confirmed as her new sponsor; overjoyed, and pushes Carl to apologize to her on camera^B3C12

Fire Brandy:

Trades motherhood stories with her on the ride back, naming Mongo as her own son; hears Brandy describe having two children so far and a custom of not naming young until they're presented at an altar^B3C16

Madison:

Reminds Donut of Beatrice's own mother, who Donut says was mean without knowing it and unkind to the household's other Persians^B3C18

Kills the wolf-shaped Festering Ghoul attacking her with two Magic Missiles, then calls her human resources job title racist^B3C17

Widget:

Fields his flirting and a dinner invite with visible annoyance; watches him get torn apart by a revived ghoul moments after helping the party^B3C17

Eva Sigrid:

Warned privately by Carl to watch her; tells him over chat that Eva looks at him like he's a can of Fancy Feast^B3C21

Silfa:

Spots her hiding in the engine apartment via a blip on the map, then pins her to the floor and threatens to rip her from the air and eat off her wings, claiming she's done it before; backs off once Carl talks Silfa down^B3C24

Growler Gary:

Reflects, once his hands are all finally in use, that he ended up being really brave for a dog, calling the whole thing kind of sad^B3C27

Mocks him as having gone crazy and dismisses his ranting as typical; directs Mongo through each killing, calling for the face first and the hands after, and tells him not to eat the hands^B3C26

Tserendolgor:

Accuses her of stealing a called kill, gets corrected on her assumed gender, and needles her back by calling her "cat" once Carl orders Donut to a different position; Katia notes she'd thought Donut was doing better about dog-race prejudice since the Growler Gary business^B3C31

Prepotente:

Called delightful and "two of a kind" with her as one of only two Earth creatures in the dungeon who've gained true sapience; he tells her he's disappointed she got Desperado Club access rather than Club Vanquisher and hopes to share a drink with her sometime^B3C32

Loita:

Tells her to her face she should reconsider being a PR agent and that the party worked better with Zev; rushes in with Carl right after the explosion kills her, genuinely believing it was an accident^B4C18

Threatened with having Mongo taken away and fed to a mob after talking back to her over chat about the new robot Donut box^B4C17

Openly hostile toward her in person, tries twice to insult her to her face and gets cut off both times by Carl; furious at the new food-and-drink ban, missing Zev's snacks, and insists the party should get a say in who represents them^B3C35

Demands to know where Zev is the moment Loita announces the new arrangement; gets no real answer, only a promise to discuss it in person^B3C34

Floor 5:

Spins both entry wheels as team leader, hoping for anything but Sea on the first and the fox option on the second; lands the party in the Air Quadrant against the Dirigible Gnomes instead, and takes it in stride^B3C35

Louis Santiago 2:

Jumps onto their table, scattering drinks, and makes him agree out loud to show up for the party's planning meeting after he turns hostile^B4C3

Juice Box:

Reacts with disbelief to her surprise engagement to Louis, declaring the whole world has gone insane^B4C34

Relays what she and Louis learned about Juice Box's own unsettling dream, and worries she might be starting to remember she's an NPC^B4C28

Flags her and the Toe's bartender as changelings by heat signature while evacuating the town's children^B4C10

Shuts down her offer to shapeshift and "show her a good time," bristling when Juice Box calls her a long-haired dog^B4C5

Veriluxx RealPet Companions:

Named as her second sponsor, commanding the highest sponsorship bid in the show's history, beating Carl and Prepotente; thrilled at the news^B4C7

Ruby:

One of the evacuated children she and Carl notice suffering from an unfamiliar Compression Sickness debuff^B4C10

Bonnie:

Sits with her in the kitchen and gets her talking about Sausage, her pet pig, while Carl loots the house^B4C17

Liddi:

Meets a real fan on camera during the Veriluxx taping, one of only two feeds Liddi has favorited^B4C18

Orren:

Talks over his questioning to insist Carl isn't subtle enough to have planned Loita's death, citing his own track record with Miss Beatrice; mishears his "secret agent man" line as "secret Asian man"^B4C19

Gwendolyn Duet:

Sees her face to face for the first time since a brief prior-floor fist bump, admires her forehead and hand tattoos, and compares her to a miniature Hekla^B4C20

Ghazi:

Jumps on his chest hissing and spitting once she learns he abandoned Tish for an obsession with the fictional Lika^B4C21

Lika:

Finds the glass fountain statue toppled and shattered by Mongo before she can examine it closely^B4C21

Psamathe:

Delighted to hire her as an NPC trainer through the personal space menu, immediately asking whether she can hire Sledgie the cretin bodyguard too^B4C24

Emberus:

Tells Carl he didn't really have a choice about summoning the feral god, comparing the alternative to Vadim's own death^B4C28

Florin:

Preens at being called "pretty girl," then privately calls him gross once he's out of earshot, unmoved by his emotional goodbye^B4C33

Bomo:

Objects to using their friend as a suicide bomber and proposes a clockwork copy instead^B5C9

Elmer:

Kills him after he refuses to admit Mongo and calls her a monkey^B5C10

Princess Posse Inner System number 43:

Its chapter president says it filed a cocker spaniel preservation lawsuit at Donut's suggestion^B5C41

Kiwi:

Charms her as a temporary minion while continuing to warn her away from Mongo^B5C49

The Princess Posse:

Becomes its co-warlord for Faction Wars^B5C77

Followers:

Over 700 Trillion^B3C6

30 Trillion^B2C13

16.5 Trillion^B2C8

7.8 Trillion^B2C4

Two followers within seconds of floor 2's follows and favorites going live^B1C31

Alerts Carl her own viewer count is spiking hard during the Chris/Maggie standoff, prompting Carl to add a stream-watcher needle to his own interface^B4C14

1.4 Quadrillion^B2C13

998.3 Trillion^B2C8

371.5 Trillion^B2C4

Up noticeably again, per her own excited party-chat message to Carl; no number given this time^B1C35

One view, same moment as her first followers^B1C31

Favorites:

6.2 Trillion^B2C13

3 Trillion^B2C8

1.1 Trillion^B2C4

Crown of the Sepsis Whore:

Worn permanently, by the item's own rules and her own taste; it's purple^B1C7

Enchanted Tiara of Mana Genita:

+3 Intelligence, better mob detection on the map, and immunity from automatic hostility by worshippers of the goddess Mana Genita^B3C2

Prism Industries Capacitating and Focusing Goggles:

Gains precise surface and subsurface temperature reading; flags two of Hump Town's gate guards as running hotter than the rest on its first real test^B4C9

Worn constantly from the moment she opens the box^B3C15

Sunglasses:

Tries out a heat-signature mode at Mordecai's suggestion, to spot disguised changelings by their hotter brains, though headscarves make it hard to get a clean read^B4C7

Enchanted Collar Charm of the Effete Bourgeoisie:

Worn to control Point Mongo's guards; its turquoise gem grants +8 Dexterity, +4 Intelligence, and Snitch (Level 10), and pays 3,592 gold every 10 days^B5C11

Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle:

Grants her +15% offensive spell damage and Anti-Piercing Resistance whenever she's actually riding him; nobody attempts that yet^B3C7

Belt of Buoyancy:

Keeps her from sinking, but only in water^B4C23

Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet:

+2 dexterity; drapes over her hindquarters like a skirt with a slot for her tail, not much protection but stylish^B1C19

Talisman of the Slate Butterfly:

Clipped to her collar ring; jingles when she moves^B1C9

Dexterity Bracelet:

+2 dexterity; wraps snugly around her front leg^B1C25

Enchanted Anklet of the Fallen Oak:

Worn on her rear left ankle, shrunk to a quarter of its size and hidden in her fur; +1 Dexterity, +1 Constitution, and Double Tap 3^B2C6

Little Red Gnome Hats:

A running collection rather than any one hat with its own name^B4C13

Enchanted Obsidian Bracelet of the Raggle Rouser:

Worn on a front leg; grants Constitution, Dexterity, fire resistance, and a level-10 Fireball cast^B5C23

Enchanted Silver Bracelet of the Ab-solar:

Equipped on her left front leg; protects against vampirism and lycanthropy^B5C43

Desperado Pass:

Over her right shoulder blade; reads through her fur as nothing more than a gold-colored splotch^B1C19

Bitchmeat!

You’ve been attacked by a fellow crawler in a safe zone, and the system has been forced to save your ass. That usually suggests you’re either really annoying, or you snore. If this were a prison, you would now be my bitch. Wait…Reward: Bitches don’t get rewards.^B1C21

What goes up...

You have been struck with and survived the dreaded Reverse Gravity Spell. Well, you fared better than Albert II, the first earth mammal to reach space alive. He was a rhesus monkey, in case you’re wondering. He went up just fine. He didn’t stick the landing.Reward: You can now tell people you’re more durable than a monkey named Albert.^B1C39

Like a Moth to the Flame

You attacked and caused damage to a mob that is more than 75 levels above your own. The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest fucker in the dungeon. Just remember, luck goes both ways, like your mom.Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Lucky Bastard Box!^B1C39

You call that a trap?

A mob has been injured because of something you purposely left lying around the dungeon. From scattered Legos to spiked pits to buckets of flesh-devouring Skinner Ants to dimensional rifts that instantly boil all the blood in one’s body, the art of trapmaking has a celebrated and storied history in the annals of Dungeon Crawler World. So if you’re going to do it, you better do it right. Whatever it was that gave you this achievement, it was probably something stupid. This will help you make the next trap more… exciting. Remember: If you don’t make it titillating, we will.Reward: You’ve received a Gold Sapper’s Box!^B1C41

I’ll take the ceramic dalmatian, Pat!

You have discovered a reward room! Scattered throughout the dungeon, reward rooms offer crawlers items generally not available within loot boxes. Most reward rooms only allow one choice. So, if you’re in a party of multiple people, tell them I said you should get the prize, not them.Reward: Don’t be a greedy bitch. The goddamned room is the reward.^B1C46

Menagerie!

You have discovered a pet reward room. From caterpillars who secrete vodka to basilisks who can turn mobs to stone, a good pet can make the difference between survival and the end of the road. Just remember what happened with Harambe. There ain’t no zookeepers around to shoot the monster’s ass if you bite off more than you can chew.Reward: You have a key. It opens only one cage. Figure it out, Einstein.^B1C46

One Quadrillion!

You are one of the first ten crawlers to have achieved one quadrillion views! That means one of two things. You’re either one of the best crawlers in the game, or you’re such a hot mess people can’t wait to see you fail.Reward: You have received a Gold Fan Box!^B2C13

Hadji!

You have completed a quest, but you completed it in a way unusual enough to trigger the Hadji Achievement! And like the oft exploited street children of Kolkata, where there’s one, there’s usually more. This is one of the rare achievements that can be rewarded more than once.Reward: Your Gold Quest box has been upgraded to a Platinum Quest Box!^B2C13

Lazarus!

You have been hit with—and survived—an offensive spell that was higher than level 15. The fact you are not a quivering stain of meat on the dungeon floor right now is testament to your sheer luck. It’s either that or you’re banging the producer.Reward: You’re lucky to be alive. That’s your reward.^B2C13

Divine Epiphany

You have seen a deity. Don’t get too excited. It doesn’t mean you’re a prophet or anything like that. This is a pretty common achievement that all crawlers eventually receive if they survive long enough, so you aren’t really that special. Finding a god is easy. What you don’t want is for that god to find you.Reward: You now have the option to worship the god Grull.^B4C2

B’sieging!

You’ve used siege equipment to zero in and attack a boss monster from afar. That’s cheating! It’s like trying to kill someone with a bomb. What a bitch move!Reward: You’ve received a Silver Siege Master Box!^B5C51