The Ball of Swine
also known as Porkchop Express
Level 15 Borough Boss guarding the spiral maze around the floor 2 stairwell: a rolling, orgy-formed sphere of at least 30 Tuskling knights and courtesans, transferred into the dungeon from their own world.
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[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
15B1C26
Physical
- After Popping:
- Ball Form:
Dozens of individual Tuskling Knights and Courtesans, short and wide with warthog heads and comically short legs, dressed in tuxedos and formal gowns, disoriented and with no memory of their time in the ballB1C26
A rolling, fifteen-foot-tall sphere of fused Tuskling flesh, pink and rippling, covered in eyes, hairs, and tusks, with scraps of formalwear embedded in it; reeks of sewage and rotten meatB1C26
Location
The spiral maze around the confirmed floor 2 stairwell, floor 1B1C26
System message
No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 26
- PHYSICAL After Popping: Dozens of individual Tuskling Knights and Courtesans, short and wide with warthog heads and comically short legs, dressed in tuxedos and formal gowns, disoriented and with no memory of their time in the ball
- PHYSICAL Ball Form: A rolling, fifteen-foot-tall sphere of fused Tuskling flesh, pink and rippling, covered in eyes, hairs, and tusks, with scraps of formalwear embedded in it; reeks of sewage and rotten meat
- TAG Deceased: Wiped out collectively once it bursts into individual tusklings; no single killing blow, the whole group finishes it off together
- TAG Boss: Borough Boss, one tier up from the Neighborhood bosses Carl and Donut have fought so far
- LOCATION Location: The spiral maze around the confirmed floor 2 stairwell, floor 1
- LEVEL Level: 15 (Borough Boss tier)
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 26
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Fires magic missiles into the mass point-blank from Carl's shoulder once it bursts, rocketing several tusklings backward
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: One of several who lands killing blows once it bursts apart; punches and stomps individual tusklings to death bare-handed
Kills
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Leaderboard
No rank revealed yet at this position.