Brandon An
A former Meadow Lark eldercare worker and crawler, killed with Henry while holding off Shade Gremlins during floor 3's collapse.
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Level
9B1C37
8B1C27
6B1C22
Physical
A chubby Black man wearing a heavy winter jacket despite the tunnel heat, carrying a comically oversized hammer looped over one shoulder, its round head nearly as wide as a Chopper tire and glittering with some lightweight magical metal. No other visible armor or gear.B1C22
Location
Floor 3, in its final minutes, per his own last message; never shown on the pageB3C3
Descends through the Rage Elemental's stairwell hole to floor 3 with Meadow Lark's 36 remaining residents, riding a cruder cart system built from chopper wheels and woodB1C41
The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, helping build the MOAB, then staying behind with Imani as Carl and Donut ride out to lure the Rage Elemental awayB1C40
The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, watching the recap episodeB1C39
The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, pulling residents clear of the doorB1C38
A side hallway off the main corridor, bordering the kobold quadrant, floor 2, towing the parade float toward the stairsB1C37
Floor 2's first safe room, the storm shelter, still bringing residents in as the next episode startsB1C31
The borough boss arena, saying goodbye as Carl and Donut head down to floor 2 aloneB1C27
The borough boss arena at the center of the spiral maze, helping wipe out the Ball of SwineB1C26
At his group's encampment beside a round maze's drawbridge gate, floor 1B1C22
Objective
Send the group's non-fighters down to floor 3 early once everyone's slept, since there's no point keeping them on a floor they can't train on; he and the rest of Meadow Lark plan to go with them rather than risk getting separatedB1C31
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No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 22
- LOCATION Location: At his group's encampment beside a round maze's drawbridge gate, floor 1
- TAG Crawler: A fellow human crawler, level 6, leading a stranded group of eldercare residents and staff
- TAG Quest Important: Pitched on Carl's plan to storm the borough boss guarding the floor 2 stairwell together; the chapter ends before anyone gives an answer
- TAG Boss Stars: One bronze star, earned with Chris, Yolanda, and Imani on this quadrant's second neighborhood boss, a floating crystal creature Brandon shattered with his hammer
- LEVEL Level: 6 (Race: Human, class not yet assigned)
- PHYSICAL Appearance: A chubby Black man wearing a heavy winter jacket despite the tunnel heat, carrying a comically oversized hammer looped over one shoulder, its round head nearly as wide as a Chopper tire and glittering with some lightweight magical metal. No other visible armor or gear.
Chapter 26
- TAG Boss Stars: Second star, silver this time, earned killing the Ball of Swine borough boss (Not narrated as a star at the kill; confirmed only at chapter 31, when Carl notices it next to his name)
- LOCATION Location: The borough boss arena at the center of the spiral maze, helping wipe out the Ball of Swine
Chapter 27
- LEVEL Level: 8 (Skips level seven entirely off the borough boss kill)
- LOCATION Location: The borough boss arena, saying goodbye as Carl and Donut head down to floor 2 alone
Chapter 31
- LOCATION Location: Floor 2's first safe room, the storm shelter, still bringing residents in as the next episode starts
- OBJECTIVE Objective: Send the group's non-fighters down to floor 3 early once everyone's slept, since there's no point keeping them on a floor they can't train on; he and the rest of Meadow Lark plan to go with them rather than risk getting separated
Chapter 37
- LEVEL Level: 9 (Stated only via Carl's observation that Yolanda is "now level nine, equal with both the brothers")
- TAG Boss Stars: Third star, earned with Yolanda and Chris killing an unnamed "giant blimp" neighborhood boss guarding the Mind Horrors' warehouse lair; only Brandon's own star is confirmed on the page
- LOCATION Location: A side hallway off the main corridor, bordering the kobold quadrant, floor 2, towing the parade float toward the stairs
Chapter 38
- LOCATION Location: The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, pulling residents clear of the door
Chapter 39
- LOCATION Location: The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, watching the recap episode
Chapter 40
- LOCATION Location: The Big Shot Chicken safe room, floor 2, helping build the MOAB, then staying behind with Imani as Carl and Donut ride out to lure the Rage Elemental away
Chapter 41
- LOCATION Location: Descends through the Rage Elemental's stairwell hole to floor 3 with Meadow Lark's 36 remaining residents, riding a cruder cart system built from chopper wheels and wood
Book 3
Chapter 3
- TAG Deceased: Dies holding a line against advancing Shade Gremlins alongside Henry as floor 3 collapses, with roughly ten minutes left on the floor timer and a stairwell twenty minutes away, per his own final chat message
- LOCATION Location: Floor 3, in its final minutes, per his own last message; never shown on the page
Groups
- Party:
Named Meadow Lark in the pre-fight mugshot lineup, alongside Chris, Yolanda, and ImaniB1C26
Relationships
- Agatha:
- Carl:
- Chris Andrews 2:
- Donut:
- Imani C:
- Yolanda Martinez 13:
- Jack:
- Henry:
Asks Carl and Donut to try to find her, calling her "a crazy asshole, but she's our crazy asshole"B1C27
Calls her a "crazy bat" who's going to get them all killed when she forces her way into the fightB1C26
Chides her for wasting a can of spray paint; Brandon's account of the facility fire implicates her without naming her outrightB1C22
Sends a final chat message, also addressed to Imani and Elle, arriving while the party was incommunicado waiting for floor 4 to open; Carl finds it in a new "Messages from deceased Crawlers" folder and it vanishes from his list once he closes itB3C3
First contact since parting ways at the end of floor 2: a long message reporting his group is deep in its own race and class selection, that he stayed human himself while Chris and Imani did not, and that most residents are still level one despite stacking up Legendary Pacifist Boxes for clearing floor 3 without landing a hit. Carl writes back asking him to stay safe and passes along the manager-benefit advice Odette once gave themB2C8
Says a final goodbye, pulling him into a hug rather than the offered handshake, after Carl asks him to loot whatever's left in the holeB1C41
Helps design and build the MOAB, argues (and mostly loses) over renaming it Bomb Chicken, and gets a message from him afterward to get his group to the stairs immediatelyB1C40
Locks eyes with him right after the new safe-room-closure rule is announced, both silently realizing it's time to give up on staying with the group; questions him when he starts clearing floor space and pulling items from his inventoryB1C39
Takes Elle McGibbons from him at the safe room door and helps her drink down a health potionB1C38
Reunites with him at the parade float, recaps the Mind Horrors fight, and thanks him for helping the group at his own detrimentB1C37
Turns down his offer of help moving the group, agrees to let him and Donut clear a path first, and shakes his hand goodbyeB1C27
Meets him for the first time, startled by his Royal Bodyguard title before laughing it off; lays out his group's situation and hears Carl's plan to team up against the borough bossB1C22
Recounts, in his final message, a fight that drove Chris out of the party along with a few others, all of whom are now confirmed dead except Chris himself; Chris is alive per Brandon's chat list but won't accept his messages, which Brandon guesses might be a block. Asks Carl to find Chris and pass along an apology and an unspoken "I love you"B3C3
Works alongside him on the MOAB's buildB1C40
Confirmed as his older brother in the narration this chapter, the first time either brother's age is statedB1C31
His brother and fellow night-shift coworker; speaks for him since Chris rarely talksB1C22
Scratches her goodbye, calling her Princess DonutB1C27
Meets her for the first time, apologizes for assuming Carl was traveling alone, and pats her head; she's outraged and thrilled in equal measureB1C22
Coworker; Brandon won't say much about what she had to do defending residents during one attack, only that it was for the betterB1C22
Coworker at the same facilityB1C22
Growls in fury once Jack's dead, furious the man knew about the rule since Brandon himself had it explained to himB1C38
Holds the line with him against the advancing Shade Gremlins in floor 3's last minutes; both dieB3C3
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 22
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Meets him for the first time, startled by his Royal Bodyguard title before laughing it off; lays out his group's situation and hears Carl's plan to team up against the borough boss
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Meets her for the first time, apologizes for assuming Carl was traveling alone, and pats her head; she's outraged and thrilled in equal measure
- RELATIONSHIP Chris Andrews 2: His brother and fellow night-shift coworker; speaks for him since Chris rarely talks
- RELATIONSHIP Yolanda Martinez 13: Coworker at the same facility
- RELATIONSHIP Imani C: Coworker; Brandon won't say much about what she had to do defending residents during one attack, only that it was for the better
- RELATIONSHIP Agatha: Chides her for wasting a can of spray paint; Brandon's account of the facility fire implicates her without naming her outright
Chapter 26
- RELATIONSHIP Agatha: Calls her a "crazy bat" who's going to get them all killed when she forces her way into the fight
- GROUP Party: Named Meadow Lark in the pre-fight mugshot lineup, alongside Chris, Yolanda, and Imani
Chapter 27
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Turns down his offer of help moving the group, agrees to let him and Donut clear a path first, and shakes his hand goodbye
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Scratches her goodbye, calling her Princess Donut
- RELATIONSHIP Agatha: Asks Carl and Donut to try to find her, calling her "a crazy asshole, but she's our crazy asshole"
Chapter 31
- RELATIONSHIP Chris Andrews 2: Confirmed as his older brother in the narration this chapter, the first time either brother's age is stated
Chapter 37
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Reunites with him at the parade float, recaps the Mind Horrors fight, and thanks him for helping the group at his own detriment
Chapter 38
- RELATIONSHIP Jack: Growls in fury once Jack's dead, furious the man knew about the rule since Brandon himself had it explained to him
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Takes Elle McGibbons from him at the safe room door and helps her drink down a health potion
Chapter 39
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Locks eyes with him right after the new safe-room-closure rule is announced, both silently realizing it's time to give up on staying with the group; questions him when he starts clearing floor space and pulling items from his inventory
Chapter 40
- RELATIONSHIP Chris Andrews 2: Works alongside him on the MOAB's build
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Helps design and build the MOAB, argues (and mostly loses) over renaming it Bomb Chicken, and gets a message from him afterward to get his group to the stairs immediately
Chapter 41
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Says a final goodbye, pulling him into a hug rather than the offered handshake, after Carl asks him to loot whatever's left in the hole
Book 2
Chapter 8
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: First contact since parting ways at the end of floor 2: a long message reporting his group is deep in its own race and class selection, that he stayed human himself while Chris and Imani did not, and that most residents are still level one despite stacking up Legendary Pacifist Boxes for clearing floor 3 without landing a hit. Carl writes back asking him to stay safe and passes along the manager-benefit advice Odette once gave them
Book 3
Chapter 3
- RELATIONSHIP Henry: Holds the line with him against the advancing Shade Gremlins in floor 3's last minutes; both die
- RELATIONSHIP Chris Andrews 2: Recounts, in his final message, a fight that drove Chris out of the party along with a few others, all of whom are now confirmed dead except Chris himself; Chris is alive per Brandon's chat list but won't accept his messages, which Brandon guesses might be a block. Asks Carl to find Chris and pass along an apology and an unspoken "I love you"
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Sends a final chat message, also addressed to Imani and Elle, arriving while the party was incommunicado waiting for floor 4 to open; Carl finds it in a new "Messages from deceased Crawlers" folder and it vanishes from his list once he closes it
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Nothing equipped. Entering the World Dungeon in this condition was certainly a choice.
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Magic Boomerang
Reported secondhand, not examined on the page B1C31
0 hauls
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Inventory empty. You know you still gotta eat, right?
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 31
- INVENTORY Magic Boomerang: Reported secondhand, not examined on the page (From his boss box for the Ball of Swine kill; only described in his own words as 'a magic boomerang,' no interface name given)
Kills
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Notable quotes
“And tell him I love him. That’s the most important part. It’s always been the most important part, but I didn’t realize it until it was too late.”
“Fucking Jack. He knew. We explained it to him.”
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