Louis Santiago 2
A level-22 Pest Exterminator, overweight and balding, found drunk at the Spit and Swallow with Firas M, a prostitute forced to cosplay as celebrities on his lap. Turns hostile toward Carl's recruiting pitch until Donut scares him straight.
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You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
35B5C8
30B4C20
24B4C6
22B4C3
Race & Class
Location
Backstage in Ballroom A, operating Donut and Mongo's pet-show presentationB5C70
Hidden somewhere backstage in Ballroom A, announcing the Masquerade pet show over the loudspeakerB5C69
Searches the bombed Bactrian ruins alongside Langley's team and Firas over two days, finding one survivor and an abandoned biplane by the secondB4C15
The Spit and Swallow, Hump TownB4C3
Objective
Sent with Firas and Langley's team to collect five downed balloons for Hump Town's "save the town" questB4C15
System message
No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
Stats
- Age:
27, per his own answer to Katia GrimB4C5
System message
Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
Spells
11Cloud of Exhaust: An enhanced, legendary-tier crowd-control spell that knocks mobs out for a length of time based on the level difference; damage against a knocked-out target is boosted for 30 seconds after it wakesB4C5
Unnamed Spellbook: Receives a spellbook from his own platinum quest box; Carl doesn't learn what it teachesB4C32
System message
No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 4
Chapter 3
- TAG Crawler: Found drunk with Firas M at the Spit and Swallow, a prostitute forced into celebrity cosplay on his lap
- LEVEL Level: 22
- IDENTITY Class: A Pest Exterminator, per his own introduction
- LOCATION Location: The Spit and Swallow, Hump Town
Chapter 5
- STAT Age: 27, per his own answer to Katia Grim
- SPELL Cloud of Exhaust: An enhanced, legendary-tier crowd-control spell that knocks mobs out for a length of time based on the level difference; damage against a knocked-out target is boosted for 30 seconds after it wakes (Cooldown cut from an hour to ten minutes by his Pest Control class bonus for cloud-based spells; Mordecai guesses it's the same spell Miriam Dom has, and that Louis should be level 40 or better by now if he used it right)
Chapter 6
- LEVEL Level: 24 (Up two levels from 22, for helping fight the second changeling guard)
Chapter 7
- TAG Views: Gets a sudden boost in views and followers, along with several unspecified achievement boxes, for the City Hall fight; sent to Weird Shit Alley's public saferoom afterward
Chapter 11
- TAG Vahana Assault: Drives the Royal Chariot for the approach to the gnome negotiation and stays behind at the controls, providing ground support once the fighting starts
Chapter 15
- LOCATION Location: Searches the bombed Bactrian ruins alongside Langley's team and Firas over two days, finding one survivor and an abandoned biplane by the second
- OBJECTIVE Objective: Sent with Firas and Langley's team to collect five downed balloons for Hump Town's "save the town" quest
Chapter 17
- TAG Boss Stars: Earns a borough boss star fighting the thorny devil queen alongside Langley's archers and Firas
Chapter 20
- TAG Banned: Gets the party banned from Cuttlefish Point after peeing on the tavern's furious owner from above during the flying house's escape
- LEVEL Level: 30
Chapter 25
- TAG Achievements: With Firas, flies the flying house on an air current toward the Akula and reports earning half a dozen achievements for flying the magical balloon
Chapter 27
- TAG Objective: Drops depth charges on the Lusca fight, then gets caught in unexpectedly early wind and forced back toward Hump Town with Firas rather than reach Carl in time
Chapter 29
- TAG Objective: Flies the Twister to try to keep Orthrus's health topped up alongside Firas; the house's own net tears apart in new crosswinds once the bubble pops, forcing a landing near Carl
Chapter 32
- TAG Objective: Escorts Katia to the Desperado, nearly blurts out the party's haunted-bathroom secret to the whole group first, then helps Firas wrangle refugees through the mass extraction
- SPELL Unnamed Spellbook: Receives a spellbook from his own platinum quest box; Carl doesn't learn what it teaches
Chapter 33
- TAG Objective: Ferries the Twister loaded with changelings to Imani and Elle's bubble for phase three, then takes the ordinary stairwell down to floor 6 with Firas to try to recover the house on the other side; worries over chat that Skarn, charging other kids a gold coin to fly it, and Bonnie, wanting to install her own upgrades, will wreck it before he gets there
Book 5
Chapter 8
- LEVEL Level: 35
- IDENTITY Class: Extermination Professional, changed from Pest Exterminator; gains a 0.5% insta-kill bonus on mobs at or below his level
Chapter 69
- LOCATION Location: Hidden somewhere backstage in Ballroom A, announcing the Masquerade pet show over the loudspeaker
Chapter 70
- LOCATION Location: Backstage in Ballroom A, operating Donut and Mongo's pet-show presentation
Relationships
- Donut:
- Mordecai:
- Nightmare II:
- Juice Box:
Turns hostile toward Carl's recruiting pitch, asking if they'll be blown up; scattered into agreeing once Donut jumps on the table and threatens to get him kicked out of town insteadB4C3
Threatened with being fed to Donut as a zombie meat shield for his and Firas's drunken interruptions; forced to drink Rapid Detox, which he immediately vomits back upB4C5
Sent with Firas to drag it into the grounded house's garage after it drifts back down on its ownB4C17
Revealed by Juice Box herself, in a conversation Louis isn't present for, to be secretly engaged to her; neither he nor anyone else in the party had said anything about it before nowB4C34
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 4
Chapter 3
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Turns hostile toward Carl's recruiting pitch, asking if they'll be blown up; scattered into agreeing once Donut jumps on the table and threatens to get him kicked out of town instead
Chapter 5
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Threatened with being fed to Donut as a zombie meat shield for his and Firas's drunken interruptions; forced to drink Rapid Detox, which he immediately vomits back up
Chapter 17
- RELATIONSHIP Nightmare II: Sent with Firas to drag it into the grounded house's garage after it drifts back down on its own
Chapter 34
- RELATIONSHIP Juice Box: Revealed by Juice Box herself, in a conversation Louis isn't present for, to be secretly engaged to her; neither he nor anyone else in the party had said anything about it before now
Equipped
- Spiked Bat:
A glowing baseball bat covered in spikes, used to help finish off the second changeling guardB4C6
System message
Nothing equipped. Entering the World Dungeon in this condition was certainly a choice.
0 events
Uncle Morty's Insta Lawn-Kill and Undead Repellant, Extra-Strength Edition×2 acquired
Carries two jugs to use with Tent the House against Odious Creepers B5C50
0 hauls
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Inventory empty. You know you still gotta eat, right?
History by chapter
Book 4
Chapter 5
- INVENTORY Rapid Detox: Drunk under threat; sobers him up and blocks alcohol and most drugs for the rest of the floor (Handed to him by Mordecai and drunk without much protest; he vomits partway through the detox process, unrelated to how fast he drank it)
Chapter 6
- EQUIPMENT Spiked Bat: A glowing baseball bat covered in spikes, used to help finish off the second changeling guard
Book 5
Chapter 50
- INVENTORY Uncle Morty's Insta Lawn-Kill and Undead Repellant, Extra-Strength Edition: Carries two jugs to use with Tent the House against Odious Creepers
Notable quotes
“You know a plan is really desperate when it requires confidence in people like us.”
“Yes, man. Come on. It’s a camel town. You wouldn’t call a restaurant back home the human finger, would you? You’d just call it the finger.”
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