Safe Room

Appearance:

A complete, intact fast food restaurant taken whole from some other country (signage that reads as Polish) and rebuilt underground: white and blue instead of the usual red and yellow, an elaborate slide-and-tunnel-and-ball-pit playground, self-serve soda machines stocked with Hoop Cola, water, milk, vodka, and a beer called Warka, and three information screens over where the menu would be. The large windows show only solid wall behind the glass.^B1C9

Floor 1's warrens; a suspected Scatterer nest is somewhere close by^B1C9

A rest stop for crawlers: free rental rooms, a Bopca Protector who cooks and cleans, and screens tracking the floor's collapse timer and the show's status^B1C9

20 available at zero gold: ten closet-sized rooms flanking each side of a back hallway. Personal, purchasable bases don't unlock dungeon-wide until floor 4^B1C9

Shower stalls with soap and shampoo dispensers, plus disposable razors and shaving cream; no towels, so you drip dry^B1C10

Once bought, it carries over floor to floor and safe room to safe room; per Tally, buy the accessories early, since some (a crafting table, for one) only get stronger if purchased before the level drops^B1C10

Carl:

First-time guest, planning to stay a couple of days^B1C9

Donut:

First-time guest; mistook the playground for the biggest cat tree she'd ever seen^B1C9

Floor 1:

The floor it's on^B1C9

Tally:

Caretaker; cooks, cleans, and assigns rooms^B1C9