Cave Mudge Bonker
also known as Bonker
A floor 4 mob riding the Iron Tangle's train cars: squat, gray-skinned, and no-necked, with a shark-like mouth, small black eyes, and wisps of oily black hair over a corpulent, pig-like body balanced on toothpick legs. Carries a nail-studded wooden club. Its own card places the Bonker about as high as a commoner can climb in Cave Mudge society, a once star-faring people the game jokes regressed back to the stone age.
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[ NOT YET ENCOUNTERED ]
You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
19B3C4
Physical
Squat and gray-skinned, about four and a half feet tall, with no visible neck, a shark-like mouth, small black beady eyes, and wisps of black oily hair over a corpulent, pig-like body balanced on toothpick-thin legs; carries a nail-studded wooden club and howls gibberish when it attacksB3C4
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No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 4
- PHYSICAL Appearance: Squat and gray-skinned, about four and a half feet tall, with no visible neck, a shark-like mouth, small black beady eyes, and wisps of black oily hair over a corpulent, pig-like body balanced on toothpick-thin legs; carries a nail-studded wooden club and howls gibberish when it attacks
- TAG Mob: Rides the Iron Tangle's train cars on floor 4; per its own card, quicker than its toothpick legs suggest
- LEVEL Level: 19 (Read directly off the first one's own examine card; a later montage line describing a whole session of Bonker and Shock Chomper kills calls both types 'level 20' without revisiting this one specifically, an apparent inconsistency left as printed rather than reconciled)
Relationships
- Carl:
- Donut:
- Katia Grim:
- Mongo:
Kills several with punches, a foot stomp, and two quick Talon Strike foot jabs during a five-strong rush through a train gangway doorB3C4
Snipes one through a closing train door with a pair of Magic Missiles from the platform, then drops another with a well-placed Magic Missile during the gangway rushB3C4
Catches one's club swing with her own arm behind the blow, redirecting it into a stumble that leaves it open for Carl to finishB3C4
Disembowels one with a foot slash after its club catches on a support pole mid-swingB3C4
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 4
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Catches one's club swing with her own arm behind the blow, redirecting it into a stumble that leaves it open for Carl to finish
- RELATIONSHIP Mongo: Disembowels one with a foot slash after its club catches on a support pole mid-swing
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Snipes one through a closing train door with a pair of Magic Missiles from the platform, then drops another with a well-placed Magic Missile during the gangway rush
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Kills several with punches, a foot stomp, and two quick Talon Strike foot jabs during a five-strong rush through a train gangway door
Leaderboard
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