Fitz
Level-30 human proprietor of The One-Eyed Narwhal, the pub Carl picks for the night. A large, bald man, twice as fat in person as the lewd sign out front depicting him. Thrilled to host actual royalty once he clocks Donut, and spends the evening drinking and chatting with Mordecai at the bar.
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Level
30B2C14
Physical
A large, bald human man, the same figure depicted on the pub's exterior sign, unzipping his pants and grinning lewdly; the real Fitz is twice as fat as the drawingB2C14
Location
Behind the counter of The One-Eyed NarwhalB2C14
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No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 2
Chapter 14
- LOCATION Location: Behind the counter of The One-Eyed Narwhal
- PHYSICAL Appearance: A large, bald human man, the same figure depicted on the pub's exterior sign, unzipping his pants and grinning lewdly; the real Fitz is twice as fat as the drawing
- LEVEL Level: 30
- TAG NPC: Human proprietor of The One-Eyed Narwhal
Relationships
- Carl:
- Donut:
- Mordecai:
- GumGum:
Trades free room and board for the night in exchange for three of Carl's freshly brewed Hair of the Dog potions; later confirms the magistrate is a black cleric able to control the undead, and that his only response to GumGum's complaints about the krasue was letting her move the bodies herselfB2C17
Rents Carl and Donut a room for the night, 20 gold, pricier than their last lodgingB2C14
Fetches Carl oranges, apples, and plums on request so Carl can test his new xistera against the saferoom door, and is the one Donut gets GumGum's mother's story out of by asking directlyB2C17
Addresses her as "your majesty" the moment they walk in, thrilled to host actual royalty; handles the dinner and room negotiations with her directlyB2C14
Overhears him and Katia Grim discussing the idea of a lich in town and raises the alarm himself, rousing a crowd to gather, armed, around the warehouseB2C23
Talked into letting Mordecai look through his herb stash while Carl and Donut are still out; Mordecai uses the visit to steal last night's Borant newsletterB2C21
Drinks and chats with him at the bar for a while after the others go to bed; the one who tells Carl that GumGum has already left when Carl sneaks back outB2C14
His best customer and someone he genuinely cared about; breaks down crying on hearing she's dead and has to sit down. Knew about the krasue because she used to tell him about seeing them in the alley on her nightly rounds, afraid but going anyway; also knew her mother died the same way the missing women do now, stabbed and bled out alone on their doorstep, found by GumGum the next morningB2C17
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 2
Chapter 14
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Drinks and chats with him at the bar for a while after the others go to bed; the one who tells Carl that GumGum has already left when Carl sneaks back out
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Rents Carl and Donut a room for the night, 20 gold, pricier than their last lodging
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Addresses her as "your majesty" the moment they walk in, thrilled to host actual royalty; handles the dinner and room negotiations with her directly
Chapter 17
- RELATIONSHIP GumGum: His best customer and someone he genuinely cared about; breaks down crying on hearing she's dead and has to sit down. Knew about the krasue because she used to tell him about seeing them in the alley on her nightly rounds, afraid but going anyway; also knew her mother died the same way the missing women do now, stabbed and bled out alone on their doorstep, found by GumGum the next morning
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Trades free room and board for the night in exchange for three of Carl's freshly brewed Hair of the Dog potions; later confirms the magistrate is a black cleric able to control the undead, and that his only response to GumGum's complaints about the krasue was letting her move the bodies herself
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Fetches Carl oranges, apples, and plums on request so Carl can test his new xistera against the saferoom door, and is the one Donut gets GumGum's mother's story out of by asking directly
Chapter 21
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Talked into letting Mordecai look through his herb stash while Carl and Donut are still out; Mordecai uses the visit to steal last night's Borant newsletter
Chapter 23
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Overhears him and Katia Grim discussing the idea of a lich in town and raises the alarm himself, rousing a crowd to gather, armed, around the warehouse
Notable quotes
“She’d left a red streak a half kilometer long, and nobody had helped.”
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