Vernon
A dwarf, Level 32, the Yellow Line's train conductor, posted in car 5's Employee Break Room in a wrinkled uniform, drinking at the bar. Runs the train and technically oversees its staff, though the engineer ignores him, the janitors try to eat him, and the porters keep to themselves, leaving him mostly just riding it out with a bottle. Falls over himself once he clocks Donut as royalty, and turns out to be a deep well of information about the line once flattered into talking.
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You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Level
32B3C5
Physical
A dwarf in a wrinkled uniform similar to the Iron Tangle's janitor ghouls, with a long scar running down one forearm left by an old Brain Amoeba bite at Chupacabre StationB3C5
Location
Car 5's Employee Break Room, seated at the bar, for the entire chapter until his deathB3C5
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No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
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Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 5
- TAG Deceased: Killed when Donut's own Reward Room prize suitcase turns out to be trapped, setting off a fire ant swarm and a moonshine bottle explosion in the break room
- TAG NPC: The Yellow Line's train conductor, posted in car 5's Employee Break Room; technically runs the train and its staff, though in practice nobody actually listens to him
- LEVEL Level: 32
- LOCATION Location: Car 5's Employee Break Room, seated at the bar, for the entire chapter until his death
- PHYSICAL Appearance: A dwarf in a wrinkled uniform similar to the Iron Tangle's janitor ghouls, with a long scar running down one forearm left by an old Brain Amoeba bite at Chupacabre Station
Relationships
- Carl:
- Donut:
- Katia Grim:
Warms up considerably once he clocks Donut as royalty, and spends close to an hour answering Carl's questions about the loop, the engineer, and the line aheadB3C5
Salutes her the moment he recognizes her as royalty, apologizing for not realizing sooner; her own suitcase from the Reward Room ends up being the one that kills himB3C5
Left alone with her for much of the chapter, relaying everything he knows about upcoming stations and connecting lines for her to pass to MordecaiB3C5
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No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 3
Chapter 5
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Left alone with her for much of the chapter, relaying everything he knows about upcoming stations and connecting lines for her to pass to Mordecai
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Salutes her the moment he recognizes her as royalty, apologizing for not realizing sooner; her own suitcase from the Reward Room ends up being the one that kills him
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Warms up considerably once he clocks Donut as royalty, and spends close to an hour answering Carl's questions about the loop, the engineer, and the line ahead
Kills
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Notable quotes
“Nope. It’s locked tighter than an elf’s bunghole. You need an engineer’s key to get in.”
“No way I’m letting some greasy dwarf steal my magic gold supply while giving him such fine stroke material.”
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