Tsarina Signet
also known as Signet the Bastard
An Elite leading forest allies against the Naiad Confederacy and High Elves, seeking to reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper government.
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Level
60B2C6
Physical
- Build:
- Tattoos:
- Unmarked Skin:
About five and a half feet tall, an extra-thin, humanoid elf-naiad hybrid with long pointed ears, short horns, sharpened fangs, and mildly luminescent skin. Reminds Carl of Lexis, Odette's production assistantB2C6
Covered head to toe in thick-lined, old-school tattoo art, mostly Asian and nautical monsters: Oni, small dragons, sharks, octopuses, a three-headed ogre sharpening a curved sword. The tattoos are alive, twirling around each other and rippling her skin, one pausing at one point to look at Carl and hissB2C6
With her tattoos cast off her body as minions, her bare skin glows white, her nakedness starker now that her only adornment is the thong; a very slight blue shimmer, almost like fine scales too small to see, and her face, freed of the tattoos' constant motion, reads easier. Carl can finally see the half sea creature she isB2C9
Location
The Nothing, after the self-sacrifice that breaks the Masquerade sealB5C74
Ballroom A at the Butcher's Masquerade, after Apito brings her from the castle dungeonB5C67
Her jungle camp north of Point Mongo, with roughly seventy forest alliesB5C15
Walking north through the jungle with Carl, Donut, Clint's group, and NadineB5C14
Outside Point Mongo near its northern bridge, seeking Carl with Areson and Clint's groupB5C13
Waiting right outside the big top's tunnel exit, polishing a spot on the massive calliope, tattoos already back on her skin; walks into the tent herself once Carl un-bans her, the chapter ending before she gets any furtherB2C11
Casts her nightly summon from the second floor of a building across the intersection where Heather dies, then leads her army of Blood and Ink Elementals from there through the circus's outer defenses to the base of the big top, where the assault stalls as alwaysB2C9
The bottom floor of her own building, an empty shell with broken walls on three of its four sides, then the street outside where Heather lies captive; her building is close enough to the circus that its bottom floor sits practically outsideB2C8
A tall white building near something she calls 'the vine,' close enough that the circus can no longer relocate away from it; points it out from the street after her summon failsB2C7
Standing alone in a darkened street outside the collapsed building Carl and Donut fell into, near Grimaldi's Traveling CircusB2C6
Objective
- The Vengeance of the Daughter:
Recruit Carl and Donut to help destroy the Naiad Confederacy and the High ElvesB5C14
Nightly, and unchanged for who knows how long: push her summoned army through the circus's defenders to the big top, then stall at its magically protected exterior, which bars her and her minions alike. Tonight, for the first time, she has a ticket-holding crawler who can go inside in her placeB2C9
Assault Fort Freedom, kill the Naiad Confederacy's leaders, and reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper governmentB5C15
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Spells
Ink Marauder: Draws a monster on paper, casts a blood sacrifice on it, and the drawing animates; certain classes, Signet's included, tattoo the monsters onto their own skin instead, letting their own blood keep the minions alive on her flesh until she casts them loose to fight as flat, two-dimensional versions of themselvesB2C9
Water Lily: Heirloom magic taught to her by her naiad mother, called the strongest kind; puts a target to sleep until Signet herself cancels it. If Signet dies first, the sleeping target dies with herB2C8
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 2
Chapter 6
- LOCATION Location: Standing alone in a darkened street outside the collapsed building Carl and Donut fell into, near Grimaldi's Traveling Circus
- PHYSICAL Tattoos: Covered head to toe in thick-lined, old-school tattoo art, mostly Asian and nautical monsters: Oni, small dragons, sharks, octopuses, a three-headed ogre sharpening a curved sword. The tattoos are alive, twirling around each other and rippling her skin, one pausing at one point to look at Carl and hiss
- PHYSICAL Build: About five and a half feet tall, an extra-thin, humanoid elf-naiad hybrid with long pointed ears, short horns, sharpened fangs, and mildly luminescent skin. Reminds Carl of Lexis, Odette's production assistant
- LEVEL Level: 60
- TAG NPC: A named, speaking individual, not a mob
- TAG Elite: Per the achievement Carl earns examining her: one of the non-boss, non-divine hero-class entities of Dungeon Crawler World
Chapter 7
- LOCATION Location: A tall white building near something she calls 'the vine,' close enough that the circus can no longer relocate away from it; points it out from the street after her summon fails
Chapter 8
- LOCATION Location: The bottom floor of her own building, an empty shell with broken walls on three of its four sides, then the street outside where Heather lies captive; her building is close enough to the circus that its bottom floor sits practically outside
- SPELL Water Lily: Heirloom magic taught to her by her naiad mother, called the strongest kind; puts a target to sleep until Signet herself cancels it. If Signet dies first, the sleeping target dies with her (Cast on both Donut and Heather; no numeric level given)
Chapter 9
- LOCATION Location: Casts her nightly summon from the second floor of a building across the intersection where Heather dies, then leads her army of Blood and Ink Elementals from there through the circus's outer defenses to the base of the big top, where the assault stalls as always
- SPELL Ink Marauder: Draws a monster on paper, casts a blood sacrifice on it, and the drawing animates; certain classes, Signet's included, tattoo the monsters onto their own skin instead, letting their own blood keep the minions alive on her flesh until she casts them loose to fight as flat, two-dimensional versions of themselves (Per Mordecai: rumored, with a strong enough sacrifice, to produce fully three-dimensional minions instead, though tonight's batch stays paper-thin. No numeric level given, though the size and number of tonight's summons imply a skill above 15)
- PHYSICAL Unmarked Skin: With her tattoos cast off her body as minions, her bare skin glows white, her nakedness starker now that her only adornment is the thong; a very slight blue shimmer, almost like fine scales too small to see, and her face, freed of the tattoos' constant motion, reads easier. Carl can finally see the half sea creature she is
- OBJECTIVE Objective: Nightly, and unchanged for who knows how long: push her summoned army through the circus's defenders to the big top, then stall at its magically protected exterior, which bars her and her minions alike. Tonight, for the first time, she has a ticket-holding crawler who can go inside in her place
Chapter 11
- LOCATION Location: Waiting right outside the big top's tunnel exit, polishing a spot on the massive calliope, tattoos already back on her skin; walks into the tent herself once Carl un-bans her, the chapter ending before she gets any further
Book 5
Chapter 13
- LOCATION Location: Outside Point Mongo near its northern bridge, seeking Carl with Areson and Clint's group
Chapter 14
- LOCATION Location: Walking north through the jungle with Carl, Donut, Clint's group, and Nadine
- OBJECTIVE Objective: Recruit Carl and Donut to help destroy the Naiad Confederacy and the High Elves
Chapter 15
- OBJECTIVE The Vengeance of the Daughter: Assault Fort Freedom, kill the Naiad Confederacy's leaders, and reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper government
- LOCATION Location: Her jungle camp north of Point Mongo, with roughly seventy forest allies
Chapter 67
- LOCATION Location: Ballroom A at the Butcher's Masquerade, after Apito brings her from the castle dungeon
Chapter 74
- LOCATION Location: The Nothing, after the self-sacrifice that breaks the Masquerade seal
- TAG Missing: Falls into the Nothing after using herself to cast Ink Marauder
Relationships
- Carl:
- Donut:
- Mongo:
- Grimaldi:
- Heather:
- Katia Grim:
- Areson the Wise:
- Clint Smashgrab:
- Chee:
- Imogen:
Calls him an old friend and lets him decide Bravvo's fate after the hunter is capturedB5C13
Nearly attacks him on sight when he staggers out infested, hands glowing yellow, until he explains he isn't family and can still hear Grimaldi. Warns she'll have to kill him if the worms win. Confirms Donut wakes at sunrise, thanks him, says she doesn't know if they'll meet again, and enters the tent once his mouth un-bans herB2C11
Promises again, in three words, to free Donut if Carl dies inside the big top; warns him the battle squad will only hold for thirty minutes before it fadesB2C10
Thanks him for freeing Heather, calling her family; orders him to follow her army toward the circus and find a Big Top Ticket to go inside where she and her minions can't, and break the three tent poles, one per ring, to bring down the magic protecting Grimaldi in the center ringB2C9
Ambushes him the moment he tries to leave the floor for good, stunning, paralyzing, and knocking him out; holds a sleeping Donut hostage under Water Lily as leverage and forces him to promise, again, to help her tonight, specifically by killing Heather himself once her own summoning spell is castB2C8
Summons six Mold Lions meaning for one of them to kill him and complete a blood sacrifice; the plan fails when he comes through unscratched. Confirms, once he works it out, that he was meant to be the sacrifice all along, since her charm was only ever meant to keep him near her long enough to die defending her. Agrees to meet him and Donut again the following night, an hour after sundown, once she's already finished her nightly summonB2C7
Charms him with an ambient effect the moment he lays eyes on her; he breaks it by fracturing his own finger on Mordecai's advice. Approaches to say she watched her 'former family' attack them and wanted to check they were okay, then signals the circus to open its animal cages the moment he tries to leaveB2C6
Puts her under Water Lily as a hostage, kept asleep on a rotting chair in her own building; warns Carl that pulling her out of place drains her health, and that Donut dies instantly if Signet herself dies firstB2C8
Reaches out to pet her; Donut pulls back with a growl and refuses to engage, too frightened to even examine her propertiesB2C6
Cages him alongside Donut, unharmed; Carl frees him from the cage once he's allowed in to see themB2C8
Pats him on the head while he sits charm-slack in Carl's arms; he snaps out of it and growls once Donut doesB2C6
Calls out past Carl toward the tent, angry an outsider was sent rather than family ("This is who you send, Redstone?"). By chapter's end, words addressed to her as "my love" come out of Carl's own mouth, un-banishing her from the tent for what may be the last time either of them sees the otherB2C11
Still refers to preparing his nightly defense, per her own words to Carl ("Do you think Grimaldi would prepare such a defense each night for something other than a real threat?"); banished herself from the tent that protects him in the center ring, unable to enter, and her minions can't eitherB2C9
The man she loved, per her own words; offers to tell 'the sad tale of Signet the Bastard and Grimaldi' over a drink, not yet toldB2C7
Tonight's intended Blood Magic sacrifice, captured before and always used as the killer rather than the loser of the forced fights her ritual requires, so never yet actually killed for her blood; orders Carl to finish her off once she wakes and the summon is castB2C8
Cites the still-unresolved storyline, unspecified further, as one of the reasons she thinks Carl and Donut already have too much on their own plate for the next floorB4C33
Travels with Areson as one of the Elites seeking CarlB5C13
Joined forces with Clint and his brothers against their common enemyB5C13
Recruits their transformed survivors, Clint's group and Nadine, against their common enemyB5C14
Names her half-sister and High Elf ruler as one of the two cancers she intends to destroyB5C14
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History by chapter
Book 2
Chapter 6
- RELATIONSHIP Mongo: Pats him on the head while he sits charm-slack in Carl's arms; he snaps out of it and growls once Donut does
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Reaches out to pet her; Donut pulls back with a growl and refuses to engage, too frightened to even examine her properties
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Charms him with an ambient effect the moment he lays eyes on her; he breaks it by fracturing his own finger on Mordecai's advice. Approaches to say she watched her 'former family' attack them and wanted to check they were okay, then signals the circus to open its animal cages the moment he tries to leave
Chapter 7
- RELATIONSHIP Grimaldi: The man she loved, per her own words; offers to tell 'the sad tale of Signet the Bastard and Grimaldi' over a drink, not yet told
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Summons six Mold Lions meaning for one of them to kill him and complete a blood sacrifice; the plan fails when he comes through unscratched. Confirms, once he works it out, that he was meant to be the sacrifice all along, since her charm was only ever meant to keep him near her long enough to die defending her. Agrees to meet him and Donut again the following night, an hour after sundown, once she's already finished her nightly summon
Chapter 8
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Ambushes him the moment he tries to leave the floor for good, stunning, paralyzing, and knocking him out; holds a sleeping Donut hostage under Water Lily as leverage and forces him to promise, again, to help her tonight, specifically by killing Heather himself once her own summoning spell is cast
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Puts her under Water Lily as a hostage, kept asleep on a rotting chair in her own building; warns Carl that pulling her out of place drains her health, and that Donut dies instantly if Signet herself dies first
- RELATIONSHIP Mongo: Cages him alongside Donut, unharmed; Carl frees him from the cage once he's allowed in to see them
- RELATIONSHIP Heather: Tonight's intended Blood Magic sacrifice, captured before and always used as the killer rather than the loser of the forced fights her ritual requires, so never yet actually killed for her blood; orders Carl to finish her off once she wakes and the summon is cast
Chapter 9
- RELATIONSHIP Grimaldi: Still refers to preparing his nightly defense, per her own words to Carl ("Do you think Grimaldi would prepare such a defense each night for something other than a real threat?"); banished herself from the tent that protects him in the center ring, unable to enter, and her minions can't either
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Thanks him for freeing Heather, calling her family; orders him to follow her army toward the circus and find a Big Top Ticket to go inside where she and her minions can't, and break the three tent poles, one per ring, to bring down the magic protecting Grimaldi in the center ring
Chapter 10
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Promises again, in three words, to free Donut if Carl dies inside the big top; warns him the battle squad will only hold for thirty minutes before it fades
Chapter 11
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Nearly attacks him on sight when he staggers out infested, hands glowing yellow, until he explains he isn't family and can still hear Grimaldi. Warns she'll have to kill him if the worms win. Confirms Donut wakes at sunrise, thanks him, says she doesn't know if they'll meet again, and enters the tent once his mouth un-bans her
- RELATIONSHIP Grimaldi: Calls out past Carl toward the tent, angry an outsider was sent rather than family ("This is who you send, Redstone?"). By chapter's end, words addressed to her as "my love" come out of Carl's own mouth, un-banishing her from the tent for what may be the last time either of them sees the other
Book 4
Chapter 33
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Cites the still-unresolved storyline, unspecified further, as one of the reasons she thinks Carl and Donut already have too much on their own plate for the next floor
Book 5
Chapter 13
- RELATIONSHIP Clint Smashgrab: Joined forces with Clint and his brothers against their common enemy
- RELATIONSHIP Areson the Wise: Travels with Areson as one of the Elites seeking Carl
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Calls him an old friend and lets him decide Bravvo's fate after the hunter is captured
Chapter 14
- RELATIONSHIP Imogen: Names her half-sister and High Elf ruler as one of the two cancers she intends to destroy
- RELATIONSHIP Chee: Recruits their transformed survivors, Clint's group and Nadine, against their common enemy
Notable quotes
“Protect your family, and watch over mine.”
“You must hurry. We only have thirty minutes before the battle squad fades.”
“This is what you do for family.”
“You’re going to have to try. This is my deal. My grace. This is how you win back your life.”
“Just a single cut wouldn’t do it. It has to be a life-ending cut. I must say, it can be a hassle.”
“My, my. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that trick in action.”
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