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Tsarina Signet

also known as Signet the Bastard

First seen: Book 2, Chapter 6

An Elite leading forest allies against the Naiad Confederacy and High Elves, seeking to reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper government.

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Level

60B2C6

Physical

Build:

About five and a half feet tall, an extra-thin, humanoid elf-naiad hybrid with long pointed ears, short horns, sharpened fangs, and mildly luminescent skin. Reminds Carl of Lexis, Odette's production assistantB2C6

Tattoos:

Covered head to toe in thick-lined, old-school tattoo art, mostly Asian and nautical monsters: Oni, small dragons, sharks, octopuses, a three-headed ogre sharpening a curved sword. The tattoos are alive, twirling around each other and rippling her skin, one pausing at one point to look at Carl and hissB2C6

Unmarked Skin:

With her tattoos cast off her body as minions, her bare skin glows white, her nakedness starker now that her only adornment is the thong; a very slight blue shimmer, almost like fine scales too small to see, and her face, freed of the tattoos' constant motion, reads easier. Carl can finally see the half sea creature she isB2C9

Location

The Nothing, after the self-sacrifice that breaks the Masquerade sealB5C74

Ballroom A at the Butcher's Masquerade, after Apito brings her from the castle dungeonB5C67

Her jungle camp north of Point Mongo, with roughly seventy forest alliesB5C15

Walking north through the jungle with Carl, Donut, Clint's group, and NadineB5C14

Outside Point Mongo near its northern bridge, seeking Carl with Areson and Clint's groupB5C13

Waiting right outside the big top's tunnel exit, polishing a spot on the massive calliope, tattoos already back on her skin; walks into the tent herself once Carl un-bans her, the chapter ending before she gets any furtherB2C11

Casts her nightly summon from the second floor of a building across the intersection where Heather dies, then leads her army of Blood and Ink Elementals from there through the circus's outer defenses to the base of the big top, where the assault stalls as alwaysB2C9

The bottom floor of her own building, an empty shell with broken walls on three of its four sides, then the street outside where Heather lies captive; her building is close enough to the circus that its bottom floor sits practically outsideB2C8

A tall white building near something she calls 'the vine,' close enough that the circus can no longer relocate away from it; points it out from the street after her summon failsB2C7

Standing alone in a darkened street outside the collapsed building Carl and Donut fell into, near Grimaldi's Traveling CircusB2C6

Objective

Recruit Carl and Donut to help destroy the Naiad Confederacy and the High ElvesB5C14

Nightly, and unchanged for who knows how long: push her summoned army through the circus's defenders to the big top, then stall at its magically protected exterior, which bars her and her minions alike. Tonight, for the first time, she has a ticket-holding crawler who can go inside in her placeB2C9

The Vengeance of the Daughter:

Assault Fort Freedom, kill the Naiad Confederacy's leaders, and reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper governmentB5C15

History by chapter
Book 2
Chapter 6
  • LOCATION Location: Standing alone in a darkened street outside the collapsed building Carl and Donut fell into, near Grimaldi's Traveling Circus
  • PHYSICAL Tattoos: Covered head to toe in thick-lined, old-school tattoo art, mostly Asian and nautical monsters: Oni, small dragons, sharks, octopuses, a three-headed ogre sharpening a curved sword. The tattoos are alive, twirling around each other and rippling her skin, one pausing at one point to look at Carl and hiss
  • PHYSICAL Build: About five and a half feet tall, an extra-thin, humanoid elf-naiad hybrid with long pointed ears, short horns, sharpened fangs, and mildly luminescent skin. Reminds Carl of Lexis, Odette's production assistant
  • LEVEL Level: 60
  • TAG NPC: A named, speaking individual, not a mob
  • TAG Elite: Per the achievement Carl earns examining her: one of the non-boss, non-divine hero-class entities of Dungeon Crawler World
Chapter 7
  • LOCATION Location: A tall white building near something she calls 'the vine,' close enough that the circus can no longer relocate away from it; points it out from the street after her summon fails
Chapter 8
  • LOCATION Location: The bottom floor of her own building, an empty shell with broken walls on three of its four sides, then the street outside where Heather lies captive; her building is close enough to the circus that its bottom floor sits practically outside
  • SPELL Water Lily: Heirloom magic taught to her by her naiad mother, called the strongest kind; puts a target to sleep until Signet herself cancels it. If Signet dies first, the sleeping target dies with her (Cast on both Donut and Heather; no numeric level given)
Chapter 9
  • LOCATION Location: Casts her nightly summon from the second floor of a building across the intersection where Heather dies, then leads her army of Blood and Ink Elementals from there through the circus's outer defenses to the base of the big top, where the assault stalls as always
  • SPELL Ink Marauder: Draws a monster on paper, casts a blood sacrifice on it, and the drawing animates; certain classes, Signet's included, tattoo the monsters onto their own skin instead, letting their own blood keep the minions alive on her flesh until she casts them loose to fight as flat, two-dimensional versions of themselves (Per Mordecai: rumored, with a strong enough sacrifice, to produce fully three-dimensional minions instead, though tonight's batch stays paper-thin. No numeric level given, though the size and number of tonight's summons imply a skill above 15)
  • PHYSICAL Unmarked Skin: With her tattoos cast off her body as minions, her bare skin glows white, her nakedness starker now that her only adornment is the thong; a very slight blue shimmer, almost like fine scales too small to see, and her face, freed of the tattoos' constant motion, reads easier. Carl can finally see the half sea creature she is
  • OBJECTIVE Objective: Nightly, and unchanged for who knows how long: push her summoned army through the circus's defenders to the big top, then stall at its magically protected exterior, which bars her and her minions alike. Tonight, for the first time, she has a ticket-holding crawler who can go inside in her place
Chapter 11
  • LOCATION Location: Waiting right outside the big top's tunnel exit, polishing a spot on the massive calliope, tattoos already back on her skin; walks into the tent herself once Carl un-bans her, the chapter ending before she gets any further
Book 5
Chapter 13
  • LOCATION Location: Outside Point Mongo near its northern bridge, seeking Carl with Areson and Clint's group
Chapter 14
  • LOCATION Location: Walking north through the jungle with Carl, Donut, Clint's group, and Nadine
  • OBJECTIVE Objective: Recruit Carl and Donut to help destroy the Naiad Confederacy and the High Elves
Chapter 15
  • OBJECTIVE The Vengeance of the Daughter: Assault Fort Freedom, kill the Naiad Confederacy's leaders, and reclaim her mother's crown or establish a proper government
  • LOCATION Location: Her jungle camp north of Point Mongo, with roughly seventy forest allies
Chapter 67
  • LOCATION Location: Ballroom A at the Butcher's Masquerade, after Apito brings her from the castle dungeon
Chapter 74
  • LOCATION Location: The Nothing, after the self-sacrifice that breaks the Masquerade seal
  • TAG Missing: Falls into the Nothing after using herself to cast Ink Marauder

Notable quotes

“Protect your family, and watch over mine.”

Book 5, Chapter 74 (Tsarina Signet, immediately before sacrificing herself to break the Masquerade seal.)

“You must hurry. We only have thirty minutes before the battle squad fades.”

Book 2, Chapter 10 (Tsarina Signet, sending Carl into the big top with his ticket while her summoned army holds the circus's outer defenses.)

“This is what you do for family.”

Book 2, Chapter 9 (Tsarina Signet, answering Carl's shock at the scale of the nightly assault on the circus.)

“You’re going to have to try. This is my deal. My grace. This is how you win back your life.”

Book 2, Chapter 8 (Tsarina Signet, holding Donut hostage under her Water Lily spell and telling Carl he has no choice but to help her tonight.)

“Just a single cut wouldn’t do it. It has to be a life-ending cut. I must say, it can be a hassle.”

Book 2, Chapter 7 (Tsarina Signet, explaining to Carl exactly how close he came to being her Blood Magic sacrifice.)

“My, my. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that trick in action.”

Book 2, Chapter 6 (Tsarina Signet, amused after Carl breaks her ambient charm effect by fracturing his own finger.)