Zev
Checks in after the Wasteland assault demoted to "just your social media manager," no longer reachable by Donut or Carl except when she opens the chat herself; Administrator Loita now handles all public appearances in her place. Still relays audience notes (Carl's being too harsh with other crawlers, Donut needs to show off her new spells and use Mongo more) with the same upbeat, faintly menacing corporate cheer as ever.
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You haven't met this one yet, crawler. Records unseal as you read. The dungeon appreciates your impatience but does not reward it.
Physical
For the first time Carl sees her outside her usual diving suit, wearing only a simple rebreather around her throat; she looks strikingly thin beside the other kua-tin he has seenB5C17
Still sealed in the diving helmet and spacesuit; stuck wearing it into the dungeon for the foreseeable future after Hinter, the company Borant normally rents integration cores from, pulled access to the newer pocket system at the last minuteB3C25
A female kua-tin barely two feet tall, sealed inside an old-fashioned diving suit for her first-ever trip into a dungeon: a round glass helmet full of bubbling water, tubes running to a backpack, and a white mesh spacesuit underneathB1C36
Location
Carl's CrawlCon press conference, arranging the presentation of his new sponsorB5C41
The CrawlCon production facility, organizing Carl's signing with Dmitri and Maxim PopovB5C40
Carl's green room aboard the Valtay landing vesselB5C34
A Valtay landing vessel in Earth's primary zone, meeting Carl before his CrawlCon appearanceB5C30
Called back to the office during Beatrice's interviewB5C19
Teleports into the party's personal space at station 75 with a splash of cold water, uninvited, right after the recap show and the daily announcement endB3C25
Appears in their floor 2 safe room, water splashing over Carl's feet, for their post-show Death Watch debriefingB1C44
Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, meeting Carl and Donut face to face; disappears with a pop once the visit endsB1C36
Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2; a kua-tin appears in a puddle right as the chapter ends, moments after Mordecai says she's dueB1C35
System message
No data on this one yet. It either hasn't mattered, or it is about to.
System message
Stats unknown. Rest assured the dungeon has precise figures on exactly how underwhelming they are.
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No spells or skills on record. Punching things very hard is not a skill until the dungeon says it is.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 35
- LOCATION Location: Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2; a kua-tin appears in a puddle right as the chapter ends, moments after Mordecai says she's due
Chapter 36
- TAG NPC: Borant Corporation Assistant Communications Representative and Dungeon Admin, newly assigned as Carl and Donut's PR agent
- PHYSICAL Appearance: A female kua-tin barely two feet tall, sealed inside an old-fashioned diving suit for her first-ever trip into a dungeon: a round glass helmet full of bubbling water, tubes running to a backpack, and a white mesh spacesuit underneath
- LOCATION Location: Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, meeting Carl and Donut face to face; disappears with a pop once the visit ends
Chapter 44
- LOCATION Location: Appears in their floor 2 safe room, water splashing over Carl's feet, for their post-show Death Watch debriefing
Book 2
Chapter 20
- TAG NPC: Arrives at the saferoom ahead of Carl and Donut; their HUD stays on the whole time she's there instead of shutting off as it usually does, which Carl can't tell is an oversight or a bug
Book 3
Chapter 25
- PHYSICAL Appearance: Still sealed in the diving helmet and spacesuit; stuck wearing it into the dungeon for the foreseeable future after Hinter, the company Borant normally rents integration cores from, pulled access to the newer pocket system at the last minute
- LOCATION Location: Teleports into the party's personal space at station 75 with a splash of cold water, uninvited, right after the recap show and the daily announcement end
Chapter 35
- TAG Missing: Per Loita, sent to a temporary reeducation retreat over an unspecified personal tragedy back home; keeps her title as the party's social media manager but is replaced as their primary point of contact by Loita for the time being
Book 4
Chapter 7
- TAG Status: Still in treatment, per Loita's brief answer to Donut; expected back shortly
Chapter 17
- TAG Status: No longer the party's social media manager at all now that Carl owns the social media board outright; stays on as Loita's own assistant behind the scenes
Chapter 19
- TAG Status: Steps back in as the party's temporary PR agent with Loita dead, until a permanent replacement is settled
Chapter 24
- TAG Sounds Off: Still speaks in a flat, mechanical voice Carl privately likens to a Stepford wife; Donut no longer seems worried about it, but Carl suspects there's more going on he can't ask about
Chapter 34
- TAG Performed Outrage: Abandons her usual good-citizen tone once the Larracos flood plan becomes clear, ranting at length; Carl reads it as covering for relaying information rather than genuine outrage
Book 5
Chapter 17
- PHYSICAL Appearance: For the first time Carl sees her outside her usual diving suit, wearing only a simple rebreather around her throat; she looks strikingly thin beside the other kua-tin he has seen
Chapter 19
- LOCATION Location: Called back to the office during Beatrice's interview
Chapter 30
- LOCATION Location: A Valtay landing vessel in Earth's primary zone, meeting Carl before his CrawlCon appearance
Chapter 34
- LOCATION Location: Carl's green room aboard the Valtay landing vessel
Chapter 40
- LOCATION Location: The CrawlCon production facility, organizing Carl's signing with Dmitri and Maxim Popov
Chapter 41
- LOCATION Location: Carl's CrawlCon press conference, arranging the presentation of his new sponsor
Relationships
- Carl:
- Mordecai:
- Donut:
- Katia Grim:
- Loita:
- The Borant Corporation:
Explains the possible assault charge and the Syndicate warrant system after his attack on NihitB5C42
Pings the party that they have fifteen minutes to reach a saferoom for Odette's showB5C16
Explains the show's ratings and fan anxiety over Signet's storyline, then relays Sensation's effort to get Carl and Donut back to a saferoom for Odette's showB5C15
Uncharacteristically interrupts his private conversation with Donut to move their Odette visit and warn him of extra scrutiny before the trailer; Carl reads the interruption as a deliberate warning to drop the subjectB5C12
Asks him to reword an earlier conversation with Donut and Katia about his own plan, unspecified furtherB4C28
Tells Donut only that nothing good is likely behind the word "reeducation" once Loita is out of earshot, without further theorizing on the pageB3C35
Visits in person to say she appreciates how hard the party has worked, warns him a Bloom representative named Loita is angling to take over the account, and reports their private chats go public tomorrow for paying viewersB3C25
Delays their teleport to the taping on her own initiative, reporting that Carl's bar conversation with Frank Q, his decision to wear the ring, and Donut's lap dance at the male bordello were the top two trending feeds in the world that hourB3C20
Huffs and puffs but agrees to push the Planet Beautiful taping back six hours once he points out it isn't a live showB3C19
Warns him to find a saferoom soon for a booked show a few hours out; threatens to have the party teleported out regardless of what they're doing, and laughs off his told-her-to-go-fuck-herself reply as a jokeB3C18
Reports fans want him to repeat his post-Dismember catchphrase more often, though not too often, then books him and Donut onto a new show, Planet Beautiful, airing in two days. Stalls twice before admitting the segment covers beauty pageants and pet shows once Carl calls out her lyingB3C13
Tells him bluntly Katia Grim needs to be more interesting or the party needs to ditch her, framing it as a viewership problem tied directly to fan box and sponsor prize money; gets told to fuck off, and doesn't drop itB3C6
Explains how the assassins found the right trailer, reports the public mood is entirely on Carl and Donut's side, and guesses King Rust will have to disown Stalwart too; confirms Odette still holds their next interviewB2C20
Per Carl, has told him crawlers mid-fight or otherwise occupied can't be pulled onto a show, which is why she prefers them parked in a safe room ahead of a scheduled interviewB2C18
Books him and Donut onto a new round-table show, Danger Zone with Ripper Wonton, airing the day after tomorrow. Asked outright who runs Vengeance of the Daughter: confirms it's Sensation Entertainment, Incorporated, a private studio from a center system, not a Kua-Tin production, since 'nobody in our system is allowed to run serials while we run the game.' Her own contact there was a Sac, a species she calls common but won't describe further since Carl doesn't already know itB2C12
Relays his live, on-the-spot ultimatum straight to Vengeance of the Daughter's own producers, patched in directly by her boss; reports back that they've agreed to his deal and confirms, when pressed, that it's official and that she personally has the power to sign it on his behalfB2C11
Reports mid-battle that the producer won't speak with her directly and the Syndicate AI referee will only allow help under very strict circumstances, meaning she can't do anything for him right now; starts to say this has happened before, but Carl cuts her off to focus on the fightB2C9
Checks in over chat as he heads out to bargain with Signet, confirming she and "the whole universe" are watching and rooting for him; asked for help with an unspecified plan, says it's impossible, then agrees to try anyway when Carl pushesB2C8
Checks in over party chat: Odette's show was another hit, the audience mostly approves of their race and class picks, no VIP crawlers are nearby, and their next show appearance likely lands on floor 3's fourth night, not yet locked inB2C4
Checks in over party chat during a brief feed outage, reports their floor 2 numbers are exceptionally good, and signs off until after their race and class selection on floor 3B1C47
Debriefs him on the censure she was given and cleared of, the political weight behind the Maestro's family, and the plan to coast for a few days before the next floorB1C44
Contacts him unannounced while he's helping move Brandon's residents, praising a line for the audience, then abruptly breaks off to scream at him and Donut to run for the safe roomB1C37
Assigned as his PR agent; takes his furious outburst about being forced onto interviews in stride, insisting she's on his sideB1C36
Wants to speak with him; the chapter ends before either of them says a wordB1C35
Meets him face to face for what reads as the first time; he visibly relaxes once he confirms she isn't wearing a Bloom party badgeB1C36
Asked to ping her the moment Carl and Donut arrived at his guildhall; warns Carl not to upset herB1C35
Warns Carl that Donut needs his attention and support through the approaching reunion with BeatriceB5C18
Discusses the show's audience response with her, including enthusiasm and fears about Carl and Donut taking over Signet's storylineB5C15
Uses the interruption to reassure Donut that she will be at the delayed Odette visit, while Carl infers Zev and Donut are communicating through the social media boardB5C12
Breaks into chat briefly during the toy-naming argument with Loita and picks Ivy over Charlie the moment Donut asks him to choose; Donut is visibly thrilled to hear from him at allB4C15
Worried and openly hostile to Loita on her behalf; still calls Zev a friend despite knowing "we're not supposed to like the bad guys" and reaffirms their plan to write a TV show together once the crawl endsB3C35
Takes Donut's outrage over Mongo being called Borant property in stride, clarifying dungeon-born pets need no separate contract at allB3C25
Reports the party's fan-voted nickname poll is trending toward Princess Posse, with Donut Holes still a rival option Donut has never approved ofB3C20
Books her alongside Carl onto Planet Beautiful; gets an all-caps declaration that she can't wait the moment the topic comes outB3C13
Updates her on the mid-floor appearance still being planned, tied to the outcome of the ongoing sponsorship bidding, and confirms two more fan boxes are comingB3C6
Not shown on the page this chapter, but named by Donut as her intended future writing partner: the two plan to start a television writing team once they're out of the dungeon, starting with a Gossip Girl remake with an intergalactic slantB2C23
Mentions, in passing, that a were-cat race and "cat girls" both exist among this season's other crawlers; Donut is not pleasedB2C4
Shouted at over party chat the moment the feed outage hits; confirms it's nothing unusual once she sees them againB1C47
Reassures her she's fine, having been censured and reinstated rather than actually punished; the two catch up briefly before she has to goB1C44
Drops off party chat after the hallway skirmish, right where she'd been talking with Donut nonstop; still gone as the chapter ends, leaving Donut worriedB1C39
Bonds with her hard over a shared love of Gossip Girl and asks about Riverdale; the two agree to keep talking over chatB1C36
Tells her over chat about the new ban on third-party crawler teleportation and that she's filling in as PR agent againB4C19
Reports Odette's contract now includes a formal Katia option requiring her at post-floor interviews, with riders demanding she come across as more "zippy" after a prior lackluster performanceB3C25
Calls her boring and says viewers want her gone; not allowed to message her directly yet, but offers to talk to her face-to-face after the party's next interviewB3C6
Speaks in her place at the party's interview, explaining her absence and taking over primary PR duties; gives no answer beyond that when Donut presses for moreB3C35
Warns the party Loita is maneuvering to take over as their representative, using her prior claim on Katia and her standing as a Bloom party member against Zev's own non-member statusB3C25
Relays a direct quote from the politburo, its new leadership body, approving the plan while warning against future antics that hurt sponsorsB4C34
System message
No known associates. Loners have historically excellent odds. That was sarcasm.
History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 35
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Asked to ping her the moment Carl and Donut arrived at his guildhall; warns Carl not to upset her
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Wants to speak with him; the chapter ends before either of them says a word
Chapter 36
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Assigned as his PR agent; takes his furious outburst about being forced onto interviews in stride, insisting she's on his side
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Bonds with her hard over a shared love of Gossip Girl and asks about Riverdale; the two agree to keep talking over chat
- RELATIONSHIP Mordecai: Meets him face to face for what reads as the first time; he visibly relaxes once he confirms she isn't wearing a Bloom party badge
Chapter 37
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Contacts him unannounced while he's helping move Brandon's residents, praising a line for the audience, then abruptly breaks off to scream at him and Donut to run for the safe room
Chapter 39
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Drops off party chat after the hallway skirmish, right where she'd been talking with Donut nonstop; still gone as the chapter ends, leaving Donut worried
Chapter 44
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Reassures her she's fine, having been censured and reinstated rather than actually punished; the two catch up briefly before she has to go
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Debriefs him on the censure she was given and cleared of, the political weight behind the Maestro's family, and the plan to coast for a few days before the next floor
Chapter 47
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Checks in over party chat during a brief feed outage, reports their floor 2 numbers are exceptionally good, and signs off until after their race and class selection on floor 3
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Shouted at over party chat the moment the feed outage hits; confirms it's nothing unusual once she sees them again
Book 2
Chapter 4
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Checks in over party chat: Odette's show was another hit, the audience mostly approves of their race and class picks, no VIP crawlers are nearby, and their next show appearance likely lands on floor 3's fourth night, not yet locked in
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Mentions, in passing, that a were-cat race and "cat girls" both exist among this season's other crawlers; Donut is not pleased
Chapter 8
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Checks in over chat as he heads out to bargain with Signet, confirming she and "the whole universe" are watching and rooting for him; asked for help with an unspecified plan, says it's impossible, then agrees to try anyway when Carl pushes
Chapter 9
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Reports mid-battle that the producer won't speak with her directly and the Syndicate AI referee will only allow help under very strict circumstances, meaning she can't do anything for him right now; starts to say this has happened before, but Carl cuts her off to focus on the fight
Chapter 11
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Relays his live, on-the-spot ultimatum straight to Vengeance of the Daughter's own producers, patched in directly by her boss; reports back that they've agreed to his deal and confirms, when pressed, that it's official and that she personally has the power to sign it on his behalf
Chapter 12
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Books him and Donut onto a new round-table show, Danger Zone with Ripper Wonton, airing the day after tomorrow. Asked outright who runs Vengeance of the Daughter: confirms it's Sensation Entertainment, Incorporated, a private studio from a center system, not a Kua-Tin production, since 'nobody in our system is allowed to run serials while we run the game.' Her own contact there was a Sac, a species she calls common but won't describe further since Carl doesn't already know it
Chapter 18
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Per Carl, has told him crawlers mid-fight or otherwise occupied can't be pulled onto a show, which is why she prefers them parked in a safe room ahead of a scheduled interview
Chapter 20
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Explains how the assassins found the right trailer, reports the public mood is entirely on Carl and Donut's side, and guesses King Rust will have to disown Stalwart too; confirms Odette still holds their next interview
Chapter 23
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Not shown on the page this chapter, but named by Donut as her intended future writing partner: the two plan to start a television writing team once they're out of the dungeon, starting with a Gossip Girl remake with an intergalactic slant
Book 3
Chapter 6
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Tells him bluntly Katia Grim needs to be more interesting or the party needs to ditch her, framing it as a viewership problem tied directly to fan box and sponsor prize money; gets told to fuck off, and doesn't drop it
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Calls her boring and says viewers want her gone; not allowed to message her directly yet, but offers to talk to her face-to-face after the party's next interview
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Updates her on the mid-floor appearance still being planned, tied to the outcome of the ongoing sponsorship bidding, and confirms two more fan boxes are coming
Chapter 13
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Books her alongside Carl onto Planet Beautiful; gets an all-caps declaration that she can't wait the moment the topic comes out
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Reports fans want him to repeat his post-Dismember catchphrase more often, though not too often, then books him and Donut onto a new show, Planet Beautiful, airing in two days. Stalls twice before admitting the segment covers beauty pageants and pet shows once Carl calls out her lying
Chapter 18
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Warns him to find a saferoom soon for a booked show a few hours out; threatens to have the party teleported out regardless of what they're doing, and laughs off his told-her-to-go-fuck-herself reply as a joke
Chapter 19
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Huffs and puffs but agrees to push the Planet Beautiful taping back six hours once he points out it isn't a live show
Chapter 20
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Reports the party's fan-voted nickname poll is trending toward Princess Posse, with Donut Holes still a rival option Donut has never approved of
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Delays their teleport to the taping on her own initiative, reporting that Carl's bar conversation with Frank Q, his decision to wear the ring, and Donut's lap dance at the male bordello were the top two trending feeds in the world that hour
Chapter 25
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Takes Donut's outrage over Mongo being called Borant property in stride, clarifying dungeon-born pets need no separate contract at all
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Visits in person to say she appreciates how hard the party has worked, warns him a Bloom representative named Loita is angling to take over the account, and reports their private chats go public tomorrow for paying viewers
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Reports Odette's contract now includes a formal Katia option requiring her at post-floor interviews, with riders demanding she come across as more "zippy" after a prior lackluster performance
- RELATIONSHIP Loita: Warns the party Loita is maneuvering to take over as their representative, using her prior claim on Katia and her standing as a Bloom party member against Zev's own non-member status
Chapter 35
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Tells Donut only that nothing good is likely behind the word "reeducation" once Loita is out of earshot, without further theorizing on the page
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Worried and openly hostile to Loita on her behalf; still calls Zev a friend despite knowing "we're not supposed to like the bad guys" and reaffirms their plan to write a TV show together once the crawl ends
- RELATIONSHIP Loita: Speaks in her place at the party's interview, explaining her absence and taking over primary PR duties; gives no answer beyond that when Donut presses for more
Book 4
Chapter 15
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Breaks into chat briefly during the toy-naming argument with Loita and picks Ivy over Charlie the moment Donut asks him to choose; Donut is visibly thrilled to hear from him at all
Chapter 19
- RELATIONSHIP Katia Grim: Tells her over chat about the new ban on third-party crawler teleportation and that she's filling in as PR agent again
Chapter 28
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Asks him to reword an earlier conversation with Donut and Katia about his own plan, unspecified further
Chapter 34
- RELATIONSHIP The Borant Corporation: Relays a direct quote from the politburo, its new leadership body, approving the plan while warning against future antics that hurt sponsors
Book 5
Chapter 12
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Uses the interruption to reassure Donut that she will be at the delayed Odette visit, while Carl infers Zev and Donut are communicating through the social media board
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Uncharacteristically interrupts his private conversation with Donut to move their Odette visit and warn him of extra scrutiny before the trailer; Carl reads the interruption as a deliberate warning to drop the subject
Chapter 15
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Explains the show's ratings and fan anxiety over Signet's storyline, then relays Sensation's effort to get Carl and Donut back to a saferoom for Odette's show
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Discusses the show's audience response with her, including enthusiasm and fears about Carl and Donut taking over Signet's storyline
Chapter 16
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Pings the party that they have fifteen minutes to reach a saferoom for Odette's show
Chapter 18
- RELATIONSHIP Donut: Warns Carl that Donut needs his attention and support through the approaching reunion with Beatrice
Chapter 42
- RELATIONSHIP Carl: Explains the possible assault charge and the Syndicate warrant system after his attack on Nihit
Notable quotes
“I’ll do my best, Carl.”
“Try not to swear for this one, Carl. They’re children.”
“Now get back out there and kill, kill, kill!”
“Look, guys. In case something happens to me, I wanted to let you know how much I really appreciate how hard you’ve worked.”
“They say, and I quote, “Let’s see what you got for us, Crawler. If your stupid ass can get out of this, we look forward to working with you in the future.””
“There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”
“Maybe you can… Oh shit, oh fuck. Carl, Donut. Run. Run to the safe room now.”
“We are all parts of the same, inexorable machine. All of us are afraid.”
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