THE CRAWLER'S COMPANIONpatch notes for the apocalypse

Zev

First seen: Book 1, Chapter 35

Checks in after the Wasteland assault demoted to "just your social media manager," no longer reachable by Donut or Carl except when she opens the chat herself; Administrator Loita now handles all public appearances in her place. Still relays audience notes (Carl's being too harsh with other crawlers, Donut needs to show off her new spells and use Mongo more) with the same upbeat, faintly menacing corporate cheer as ever.

NPCMissingSounds OffPerformed Outrage

Physical

For the first time Carl sees her outside her usual diving suit, wearing only a simple rebreather around her throat; she looks strikingly thin beside the other kua-tin he has seenB5C17

Still sealed in the diving helmet and spacesuit; stuck wearing it into the dungeon for the foreseeable future after Hinter, the company Borant normally rents integration cores from, pulled access to the newer pocket system at the last minuteB3C25

A female kua-tin barely two feet tall, sealed inside an old-fashioned diving suit for her first-ever trip into a dungeon: a round glass helmet full of bubbling water, tubes running to a backpack, and a white mesh spacesuit underneathB1C36

Location

Carl's CrawlCon press conference, arranging the presentation of his new sponsorB5C41

The CrawlCon production facility, organizing Carl's signing with Dmitri and Maxim PopovB5C40

Carl's green room aboard the Valtay landing vesselB5C34

A Valtay landing vessel in Earth's primary zone, meeting Carl before his CrawlCon appearanceB5C30

Called back to the office during Beatrice's interviewB5C19

Teleports into the party's personal space at station 75 with a splash of cold water, uninvited, right after the recap show and the daily announcement endB3C25

Appears in their floor 2 safe room, water splashing over Carl's feet, for their post-show Death Watch debriefingB1C44

Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, meeting Carl and Donut face to face; disappears with a pop once the visit endsB1C36

Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2; a kua-tin appears in a puddle right as the chapter ends, moments after Mordecai says she's dueB1C35

History by chapter
Book 1
Chapter 35
  • LOCATION Location: Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2; a kua-tin appears in a puddle right as the chapter ends, moments after Mordecai says she's due
Chapter 36
  • TAG NPC: Borant Corporation Assistant Communications Representative and Dungeon Admin, newly assigned as Carl and Donut's PR agent
  • PHYSICAL Appearance: A female kua-tin barely two feet tall, sealed inside an old-fashioned diving suit for her first-ever trip into a dungeon: a round glass helmet full of bubbling water, tubes running to a backpack, and a white mesh spacesuit underneath
  • LOCATION Location: Mordecai's Tutorial Guild hall, floor 2, meeting Carl and Donut face to face; disappears with a pop once the visit ends
Chapter 44
  • LOCATION Location: Appears in their floor 2 safe room, water splashing over Carl's feet, for their post-show Death Watch debriefing
Book 2
Chapter 20
  • TAG NPC: Arrives at the saferoom ahead of Carl and Donut; their HUD stays on the whole time she's there instead of shutting off as it usually does, which Carl can't tell is an oversight or a bug
Book 3
Chapter 25
  • PHYSICAL Appearance: Still sealed in the diving helmet and spacesuit; stuck wearing it into the dungeon for the foreseeable future after Hinter, the company Borant normally rents integration cores from, pulled access to the newer pocket system at the last minute
  • LOCATION Location: Teleports into the party's personal space at station 75 with a splash of cold water, uninvited, right after the recap show and the daily announcement end
Chapter 35
  • TAG Missing: Per Loita, sent to a temporary reeducation retreat over an unspecified personal tragedy back home; keeps her title as the party's social media manager but is replaced as their primary point of contact by Loita for the time being
Book 4
Chapter 7
  • TAG Status: Still in treatment, per Loita's brief answer to Donut; expected back shortly
Chapter 17
  • TAG Status: No longer the party's social media manager at all now that Carl owns the social media board outright; stays on as Loita's own assistant behind the scenes
Chapter 19
  • TAG Status: Steps back in as the party's temporary PR agent with Loita dead, until a permanent replacement is settled
Chapter 24
  • TAG Sounds Off: Still speaks in a flat, mechanical voice Carl privately likens to a Stepford wife; Donut no longer seems worried about it, but Carl suspects there's more going on he can't ask about
Chapter 34
  • TAG Performed Outrage: Abandons her usual good-citizen tone once the Larracos flood plan becomes clear, ranting at length; Carl reads it as covering for relaying information rather than genuine outrage
Book 5
Chapter 17
  • PHYSICAL Appearance: For the first time Carl sees her outside her usual diving suit, wearing only a simple rebreather around her throat; she looks strikingly thin beside the other kua-tin he has seen
Chapter 19
  • LOCATION Location: Called back to the office during Beatrice's interview
Chapter 30
  • LOCATION Location: A Valtay landing vessel in Earth's primary zone, meeting Carl before his CrawlCon appearance
Chapter 34
  • LOCATION Location: Carl's green room aboard the Valtay landing vessel
Chapter 40
  • LOCATION Location: The CrawlCon production facility, organizing Carl's signing with Dmitri and Maxim Popov
Chapter 41
  • LOCATION Location: Carl's CrawlCon press conference, arranging the presentation of his new sponsor

Notable quotes

“I’ll do my best, Carl.”

Book 5, Chapter 34 (Zev, answering Carl's request as he teleports back toward the dungeon.)

“Try not to swear for this one, Carl. They’re children.”

Book 5, Chapter 30 (Zev, telling Carl the only preparation he gets before judging CrawlCon's children's art contest.)

“Now get back out there and kill, kill, kill!”

Book 4, Chapter 12 (Zev, signing off after relaying audience notes now that she's only Donut's social media manager.)

“Look, guys. In case something happens to me, I wanted to let you know how much I really appreciate how hard you’ve worked.”

Book 3, Chapter 25 (Zev, visiting in person and sounding uncharacteristically tired, right before warning the party about Loita.)

“They say, and I quote, “Let’s see what you got for us, Crawler. If your stupid ass can get out of this, we look forward to working with you in the future.””

Book 2, Chapter 11 (Zev, relaying Vengeance of the Daughter's own producers' answer after they listen in on Carl's live ultimatum and agree to his deal.)

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

Book 1, Chapter 44 (Zev, waving off Carl's worry over the viral video before laying out Borant's official stance on crawlers airing opinions about other governments.)

“Maybe you can… Oh shit, oh fuck. Carl, Donut. Run. Run to the safe room now.”

Book 1, Chapter 37 (Zev, breaking off mid-sentence while relaying focus-group feedback and suddenly telling Carl and Donut to flee, with no explanation given before the chapter ends.)

“We are all parts of the same, inexorable machine. All of us are afraid.”

Book 1, Chapter 36 (Zev, explaining to Carl and Donut why she's genuinely on their side, moments after Carl's tirade at her.)